Rim Utd Afc Argyle Athletic

The Official Twitter account of ProClubs team. est 2020. UTR COYR

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How it finished:

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Where it started:

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Upon the conclusion of our season, a guard of honour will be given to commemorate the illustrious careers of the centre back partnership.

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🚨BREAKING🚨
After an illustrious career for Rim United. Gold and Silver have today announced that they will be retiring at the end of the season.

The 2 longest serving AIs the club has ever seen and adored by fans and players alike.

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🚨BREAKING🚨
✍️✍️We can proudly announce that Wob has signed a new 10 year deal keeping him at the club until 2034!!🔥🔥

How do we feel about this news rim fans😍😍 #wobextends #utr #coyr

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Ignore this post. All has been resolved

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🚨BREAKING🚨

Wob has been relieved of his roles as vice captain/manager/chairman affected immediately.

With the news Lord Scarlip has been reinstated in these roles.

The club does not condone its gaffer being spoken to in that tone under any circumstance.

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@robbiewoodall0 PS that’s also a £1,000,000 fine for termination of contract

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🚨BREAKING🚨

Wob has been relieved of his roles as vice captain/manager/chairman affected immediately.

With the news Lord Scarlip has been reinstated in these roles.

The club does not condone its gaffer being spoken to in that tone under any circumstance.

[Rim Utd Afc Argyle Athletic @rimutdofcl]

@robbiewoodall0 Good riddance! Since you’ve joined the club you’ve done nothing but bring the players down when the club is about its togetherness!! Good luck finding another set of players who’ll take you in.

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@mcnoradippers Hi sir nitsalot,

An official club statement: “Nuh uh”

Thanks,

Rim squad

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🚨BREAKING🚨
The club proudly supports the LGBTQ+ community and will be using rainbow corner flags for the rest of the season as a sign of respect.🏳️‍🌈

Speaking of which, no game tonight as two of our squad members are happily enjoying a romantic getaway with each other in Hedon

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@JackDurkin20 What about Queens or Kings Head air? 🐍🐍

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🚨BREAKING🚨
Lord Scarlip has been relieved of his role as vice captain/manager effective immediately.

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A quick update from the vice captain/gaffer/chairman

[Robbie Woodall @robbiewoodall0]

@rimutdofcl Also one squad member is faking a life threatening back injury but is sat in the pub

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@JackDurkin20 @robbiewoodall0

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@robbiewoodall0 But NO ONE is welcome to join them in Hedon

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Match Day👀🔥

Just a 3 man for tonight as Jordan misses out due to stiffness of the knees.
Wob, Durks and abbo start for now.

However Sir Nitsalot expected to make an appearance later as a super sub!!

Come on you fucking rimmers!! 💜💛💜💛 #coyr #utr

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Game night🔥😮‍💨

Just the 3 available at the moment but uncle fanky and nitsalot expected to be accompanying us later.

Durks, wob and abbo look to eat away at the 15 points required for promotion.

Come on rim fans let’s give them the support they need💜💛💜💛 #utr #coyr

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That’s tastes like promotion🔥🔥
The boys have done it at the first time of asking and secured promotion to div 2. The awesome 4some of durks, wob, Jord and abbo causing havoc to defenders up and down the country.
Wob can’t stop scoring either here is the man in action🔥🔥

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Guess who’s Back, Back again?🎶
The deadly duo @Mancity93202812 and (C) Abbo are expected to make their return from injury for tonight’s session!!🔥💜💛 #utr #coyr