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[Harry Da Diegot @trigottista]

🛑THIS IS THE GOSPEL TO NORTHERN IMAMS:

A retired Assistant Commissioner of Police, Sheriff Abubakar Rabiu, yesterday lit a fire under Northern Nigeria’s religious establishment with a blistering open letter that has gone viral across mosques. He spit it out raw

"I am accusing a section of Northern Islamic clerics of “poisoning the minds of our youth with vituperative, inciting and dangerously divisive sermons” that have turned pulpits into platforms for open warfare against Christians".

"Nobody has the key to Jannatul Firdausi except Allah,” Sheriff thundered. “Yet any Tom, Dick and Harry with myopic knowledge of Islam wakes up, grabs a microphone and starts calling our Christian brothers ‘Arna’, ‘Kafurai’, ‘infidels destined for hell’. This is not Islam. This is madness.

"And this madness gave birth to Boko Haram.”

"An idle mind is the devil’s workshop,” he wrote.

“Those street children you see begging today are tomorrow’s recruits, dummies and foot soldiers for every new terrorist franchise that promises them paradise for killing ‘infidels’.”

“Instead of shouting ‘Trump is Islamophobic’, let us go back to our drawing board.

Why did America put us on that list?

Because some of our preachers behave like they are above the law.

Let them Try that kind of sermon in Saudi Arabia, Qatar, UAE, even Cameroon ��� you will be arrested and executed the same day.

"But here in secular Nigeria they insult Christians from Friday to Friday and nobody touches them.”

On this note I am issuing a direct challenge to President Bola Tinubu: order the National Assembly, all 19 Northern governors and 774 local government chairmen to enact iron-clad laws that criminalise:

– Calling any Nigerian an “arne” or “kafir” from the pulpit

– Street begging by children (Almajiri)

– Hate speech disguised as religious preaching

“Do this sincerely,” Sheriff warned, “and America will see we are serious. Fail, and we invite the same digital war machinery that turned Afghanistan and Iraq into graveyards.”

If we implement these measures, Nigeria will return to the peace we enjoyed in the early 1970s to 90s when Muslims and Christians drank from the same cup, married each other’s sisters and buried each other’s dead.”

[Random Truths @Rin_john]

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[The_Bearded_Dr_Sina @the_beardedsina]

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[Random Truths @Rin_john]

@HerbertGDaniel 😂😂😂 am not a fan though. It's one of their favourite slogans I was quoting.

[Random Truths @Rin_john]

@JosTechBros This is amazing my Jos peeps

[JosTechBros @JosTechBros]

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[Random Truths @Rin_john]

@neraht_dd Happy blessed one Nerat. God bless you and all you do.

[Random Truths @Rin_john]

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[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

Just the idea and concept of any kind of meritocracy is offensive to Nigerians in general. Doesn't matter whether they are from Mushin or Maitama; doesn't matter whether they're a politician or a vulcaniser.

Nothing can be allowed to be sacred and above the Nigerian disease. EVERYTHING must succumb.

Common Entrance exam cutoff to enter Unity Schools: give Yobe an entry score of 2, and give Anambra an entry score of 139. The defence is that I'm helping my disadvantaged kinsmen get into school.

SSCE Exam: Organise a cheating program for your students to boost your school's stats. The defence is everybody else is doing it, so I'll fall behind if I don't do it.

University VC selection: Start playing indigene vs. outsider politics and destroy the meritocratic sanctity of academia by promoting underqualified indigene to the very top. The defence is that I am helping my brother by stopping those [insert group name] from taking over.

Civil service employment: Ensure 89% of all yearly intake is named "Mahmoud, Yahya and Zainab," whether they are qualified or not. The defence is that I am promoting the interests of my brothers and stopping those [insert group name] from taking over.

Private sector employment and promotion: Hire/promote people based on who is sleeping with you and whose father is an Ikoyi Club member. The defence is that's just how it is, and those Ikoyi Club connections can be useful.

Election: Prevent people from voting, snatch ballot boxes, kill voters and ultimately install an incompetent, unelected buffoon. The defence is I am getting paid a few thousand peanuts to do so.

Local youth sports team selection: Select athletes/players whose parents pay bribes, and leave out better ones without the means to pay bribes. The defence is shey Coachie no go chop?

National youth sports team selection: Select only athletes/players with godfathers and connections while sending away David Alaba (this actually happened). Also, make sure to select as many of "your brothers" as possible.

Entertainment promotion: Cast upcoming actresses based on who sleeps with you. Invest in the most talentless upcoming artists who can't hold a note or identify what a treble clef looks like because they are desperate and loyal, and can be useful as drug mules or avenues for laundering illicit money. The defence is why is anybody complaining? They should stop being broke haters, go and promote their own artists, and leave your omo ope alone. Enemies of progress.

Media and Journalism: Hire and promote journalists based on who sleeps with you; assign big stories to office pets and sexual partners; open opportunities and award nominations only to those in your cult, with the net effect of driving the best people out of the profession altogether. The defence is "Haha you can't prove it, fuck you."

As in, nothing in that country can be allowed to be meritocratic. Nothing st all. Medicine? They appoint Chief Medical Registrars based on state of origin and their relationship with the governor.

Aviation? Nigeria Airways once had dozens of non-flying pilots on payroll, earning the same as its flying pilots because they were friends with one perm sec here or Commodore there. Today, courtesy of @hadisirika, the NCAA now has dozens of "safety inspectors" named Farouk and Mohammed who cannot correctly identify parts of a plane - I wrote a story about it.

And the tragedy is that the same people who will complain about one part of this grotesque system will defend another part of it without irony, because as is always the case in the minds of Nigerians, the group outcome is always somehow divorced from their personal choices.

That's why you'd support a drug dealer stealing an election he lost pitifully, then later on wonder why the world beyond Seme treats you with the disrespect that it does.

[Random Truths @Rin_john]

@GeorgeLambert_1 Happy birthday man!

[Random Truths @Rin_john]

@HerbertGDaniel Happy birthday brother, may this new phase come with the constant reminder that God does not leave nor forsake his own as always.

[Random Truths @Rin_john]

@neraht_dd Congratulations Nerat may this open doors to greater achievements in your. God bless you

[Random Truths @Rin_john]

@HerbertGDaniel @NiagsanGwapna May lines fall in pleasant places for you and cause overwhelming joy upon you. God bless you

[Random Truths @Rin_john]

If you are a parent and don't discipline your child at an early age because they are just babies, the tendancy is that you may need grace to discipline them when they grow up. Because children never really grow up in their parent's eyes.

[Random Truths @Rin_john]

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[Random Truths @Rin_john]

@Nappyblaze Honda EOD

[Random Truths @Rin_john]

@HerbertGDaniel Oh no! May his soul find eternal rest. Sorry brother.

[Dara George Of Jos @GeorgeLambert_1]

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