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[vivian 🍓 @rinasphantom]

i will die for my country boston massachusetts

[David @davidslosttt]

Trump's approval in the northeastern corridor is generationally ass

[vivian 🍓 @rinasphantom]

guy from my high school posted for girlfriend day and called her something like "the only girlfriend as far as i'm concerned" which is funny because i saw both of them on tinder two years ago (they were already dating and evidently in an open relationship by then)

[vivian 🍓 @rinasphantom]

@loonuhlee yeah it's so insanely fucked up

[vivian 🍓 @rinasphantom]

looked up another shitty person i know and he's working at palantir now the jokes really do write themselves

[vivian 🍓 @rinasphantom]

@loonuhlee holy shit i'm so sorry

[vivian 🍓 @rinasphantom]

@loonuhlee damn 😭😭😭 i didn't even know about the check bouncing thing until now

[vivian 🍓 @rinasphantom]

just went through my work email to finish some tasks and i opened a three day old phishing test link

[vivian 🍓 @rinasphantom]

@loonuhlee one time they sent me one and i got really excited because it was a flexible remote job (realized before i clicked though fortunately) 😭 did they make you redo cybersecurity training

[courtney @crtl77]

no rush or anything but does anyone know when I’ll meet the next guy I like #bored #needsomethingtodo

[vivian 🍓 @rinasphantom]

job that i applied for but didn't interview for just sent me their little "thanks for interviewing with us but we don't want you" template and i'm so tempted to correct them

[mylo ☆ @tiredshiba_]

chiikawa on my bag and kurimanju keychain on my keys at work

[vivian 🍓 @rinasphantom]

@deeeeek_37 you're so right actually

[vivian 🍓 @rinasphantom]

society if it didn't feel so good to buy stupid cute stuff

[vivian 🍓 @rinasphantom]

@pudguschode i use self checkouts because it's way easier to pick which coupons i want to use instead of the cashier reading them out to me and having me verbally select them

[vivian 🍓 @rinasphantom]

@loonuhlee holy shit i'm so sorry 😭😭 may they never find a good job for the rest of their lives

[vivian 🍓 @rinasphantom]

they should invent a knee that doesn't hurt all the time

[vivian 🍓 @rinasphantom]

@big_adamm i accidentally followed someone i really didn't want to follow and i didn't undo it fast enough so now i have to see their posts

[vivian 🍓 @rinasphantom]

@loonuhlee #notlikeotherwageslaves

[vivian 🍓 @rinasphantom]

just told my boss i sometimes forget to take my fifteen now i feel like a "pick-me employee"