Lorinda Haynes

running on caffeine, chaos, & bad words

[Lorinda Haynes @rindaaa97]

okay @m_herzog_ can come to Spain ANY DAY NOW COOL THNX 😉

[Lorinda Haynes @rindaaa97]

@m_herzog_ AHHHHHHH!!!!!

[Lorinda Haynes @rindaaa97]

@m_herzog_ these a perfectly divided between Kenz kolors and Lorinda colors lol 😂

[Lorinda Haynes @rindaaa97]

$3 bottle of wine
Stolen wine glass
~brokeass bitch aesthetic~

[Lorinda Haynes @rindaaa97]

@cappuccino_mogi @AnselElgort bae 😍

[Lorinda Haynes @rindaaa97]

"In America, you have Golden Arches, in Spain we have gothic arches" #tourguidehumor

[Lorinda Haynes @rindaaa97]

Hiding in the dark because la policía is banging on the door #bailmeout #porfavor

[Lorinda Haynes @rindaaa97]

Me: you asshole
Sis: I think you mean ~booty~hole

[Lorinda Haynes @rindaaa97]

Why do Spanish guys like sniffing hair so much?? #mildlyconcerned

[Lorinda Haynes @rindaaa97]

@m_herzog_ thanks for looking out for me bae

[Lorinda Haynes @rindaaa97]

Going abroad in 2017 means having random old men stop you on the street to talk about Trump

[Lorinda Haynes @rindaaa97]

@m_herzog_ so proud

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

THANK GOD THE SECOND COMING OF CHRIST WILL SAVE US ALL

[Lorinda Haynes @rindaaa97]

@m_herzog_ okay old lady

[Lorinda Haynes @rindaaa97]

When you wake up to find you drunk texted everyone in Spanish...

[Lorinda Haynes @rindaaa97]

@m_herzog_ vale no problema chica feliz cumpleaños

[Lorinda Haynes @rindaaa97]

@m_herzog_ wat

[MacKenzie @m_herzog_]

@rindaaa97 cracks me up

[Lorinda Haynes @rindaaa97]

I miss @m_herzog_

[Lorinda Haynes @rindaaa97]

Portuguese is drunk Spanish