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I'm an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill.

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@lotusgdess He’s a good one!

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@TizzyEnt @SpiritAirlines @SpiritAirlines is trash. I will be happy to never pay them to fly me anywhere.

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@Lilith_Atheist 3 am is a little late/early. Any way I can get this to happen at 8 pm?

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@iamAtheistGirl If George Zimmerman the mascot for this program?

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@MikeSouthWestUK @Jcheunginhin “You are sat in a seat……”

Your illiteracy is truly breathtaking.
It sounds like you are struggling to say, “you are sitting in a seat.”

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@1984IsNow1776 @acnewsitics No byline, no date, no publication name. Yup, #seemsLegit

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@JDVance And yet you're still on the couch

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@marlene4719 $200 says his eventual funeral will he pay per view

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@katgyrl @windyfarm119097 @yashar @Sunset_Carbon #MAGidots only come in that one flavor

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@windyfarm119097 @yashar @Sunset_Carbon

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@jaagibs @atrupar Imagine how much $$$ he's skimming off his campaign donations. He hasn't paid Carroll either the $5 or $83 million, despite losing appeals.

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@nluckhurst @atrupar Once he loses and goes to jail, they'll have their martyr, but only the hardcore cultists will stick around, unless they can find a successor the way scientology did.

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@DarkOblivian @atrupar I got a *baby* Tax cut and $1,200, nothing else. Fortunately, my job was 100% remote and I didn't get laid off.

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@TrumpMonte @atrupar And there *never* will be a "how", just as in 2016 when #TFG said he had a plan to "win" in #Afghanistan but wouldn't say how...and he never did.

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@AyesuhVT @TheStevenCheung They are truly weird

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@Michael32556874 @TheStevenCheung Lolz!

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@JimmyMatthewsJr @TheStevenCheung Steven is sweaty and shaking, just like his wet boss right now

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@valiant_memes @TheStevenCheung Six bankruptcies is successful? Shit, I'm doing it wrong.

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@uncentr @stickermule Maybe they'll stop supporting the convicted felon when he hits 35 felonies! No, wait, who am I kidding, they're #allinonfelons

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@stickermule Fast turnaround on racism, bigotry, misogyny and anti-democracy values? Nah, I think you're still doing all that