Ring By Spring

“Why am I always Julia Roberts in everyone’s RomCom” #RingBySpring #ForeverSingle

[Ring By Spring @ringbyspringlu]

I’m real tired of married people claiming that it’s just like a “sleepover” every single day.

I’m sorry are you eating queso at midnight and watching 27 dresses?
Stop desecrating the name of sleepovers

[ASOR Podcast @ASORPodcast]

Liberty is better than Coastal.

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

you grew up on harry potter. i grew up on adventures in odyssey. we are not the same

[Ring By Spring @ringbyspringlu]

Happy 1st day of classes!! Just remember your degree can’t confer until you’re engaged!

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Everyone keeps trying to convince me that being a bridesmaid is the worst but they clearly don’t know that I’m trying to fulfill my childhood dream of being a flower girl

[Ring By Spring @ringbyspringlu]

You think his parents are still in Forest? Do you think he has a brother? Do you think he likes Rookies?

[RealitySteve @RealitySteve]

Alec Thompson, 29, Forest, VA. IG: (alec_barrett_thompson). Graduated Virginia Military Institute 2014 with degree in Civil Engineering. Also played football. Works for Palmetto Railways in Charleston, SC.

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

Jesus: Go call the girlfriend you said I said you would marry

Bible College Guy: I have no girlfriend you said I'd marry

Jesus: You're right to say, 'I have no girlfriend you said I'd marry,' for you told five girls that and the girl you're dating now I didn't say that about

[Ring By Spring @ringbyspringlu]

“Being a wife and a mother is the greatest calling God can give you”

Cool cool Linda I thought it was go and make disciples but whatever you say

[Ring By Spring @ringbyspringlu]

A man literally told me because I’ll be in Lynchburg for the fall that we can’t date because of the distance but now he’s asking me how I’m doing.

IM SAD BRIAN THAT YOU WONT DATE ME

[Ring By Spring @ringbyspringlu]

“I’m getting ripped tonight, well actually I’m pretty sure I’m getting ghosted”

Hot girl summer is going great, thanks for asking

[Ring By Spring @ringbyspringlu]

Petition to get a Joe Beans on Candlers Mountain Road

[Ring By Spring @ringbyspringlu]

Buying me a cookout milkshake does not qualify you to use the heart emoji .

Thank you

[Ring By Spring @ringbyspringlu]

3 years in still no husband #collegeinsixwords

[Sandy (Taylor’s Version) @sandykellie]

Happy June 1st to all the guys on dating apps who don’t know the difference between 5/11 and 6/1!

[Ring By Spring @ringbyspringlu]

A guy told me the hardest thing he’s ever been through was The Office leaving Netflix like weird flex Trey mine was my parents divorce but okay.

[Ring By Spring @ringbyspringlu]

It’s hard being attracted to guys that love hiking when you’re only interested in eating cinnamon buns

[Ring By Spring @ringbyspringlu]

@andrew_ewaka15 Don’t worry not me

[Ring By Spring @ringbyspringlu]

Please rub it in some more

[Ring By Spring @ringbyspringlu]

My boyfriend left me at Kroger and I’m honestly so upset.

To be fair he doesn’t know he’s my boyfriend but still

[Ring By Spring @ringbyspringlu]

A sugar daddy but he pays on my student loans and pays for me to go to Seminary and I only have to write him a thank you note

[Ring By Spring @ringbyspringlu]

Sure I’m sitting alone Jessica but at least I didn’t have to leave the service early because my child wouldn’t behave in the “Kids Cove”.