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Free markets, anti socialist/leftist, anti Subaru (driver), Individualism

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@skumWgmi Dating while married is broken

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@jenco88 @NateSilver538 No

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@m_fox85 @nff_landslag 😂😂😂

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@Peytons_Place1 @megbasham @dave43law I’ll meet you halfway. Hurting police dogs is bad.

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@Ganymeade2631 @UnderSecPD Nah. You got in our business so we’ll most definitely be getting in yours. Enjoy

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@STEVE_MK_ @Gimpuslegend @ZiaYusufUK @LaticsJosie Man you are just an idiot

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@MrmuddT @Profitprophe @allie__voss @itmatters2me3 Well you certainly make a very pro authoritarian argument that any Soviet or Fascist would love.

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@E_Barcohana It’s great that Steve Hilton is advancing but tell me how it is that he does better than maybe 42% in California in the general?

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@TheAmishDude @my100goals @Inevitablewest Or it could be that you’re just full of shit?

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@my100goals @Inevitablewest Embassies appear to have a track record of ignoring common sense. The Navalny one is particularly interesting, as that was a tribute to Russia's opposition leader and the Russian Embassy did not immediately remove it.

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

My therapist told me I need to be more intentional about my marriage.

So I onboarded my wife onto a personal CRM platform to track our relationship metrics.

I created a kanban board for household chores and assigned her three urgent tickets for folding laundry.

She didn't appreciate being tagged as an operational resource in a domestic sprint.

I set up an automated weekly email summarizing our emotional KPIs.

It tracks our date nights, argument frequency, coitus, and overall conversational ROI.

Yesterday I sent her a calendar invite for a performance review regarding her dishwashing velocity.

She declined the invite and proposed a new meeting titled "legal separation."

I realized my optimization strategy was perhaps lacking human empathy.

I tried to roll back the integration, but she had already revoked my administrative access to the primary bedroom.

I am currently sleeping on the couch.

Tomorrow I am going to buy her flowers and log it as a client retention expense.

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@PMRuckus @Knight488 @nypost I had no idea it was an actual defined amount 😆

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@Knight488 @nypost “Heroic” 😂😂

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@StevenSt90666 @UnderSecPD Nah. You’re literal fascists

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@TLTM32 @Warren_Britain @PolitlcsUK @billcurtis0 Oh look it’s a Hamasnik Islamo Fascist Sympathizer and it has an opinion that’s insane.

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@TheOnlyDSC @PolitlcsUK @billcurtis0 Absolutely. No quarter given.

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@DanielCDolmar @politicalmath @grok It makes absolutely zero difference. The police didn’t even know he was wounded. They didn’t care.

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@NintendoSega54 @themiddleman007 @Socdem_Michael @NateSilver538 Fantastic. Then they can count ballots like every other large state that gets them done in a few days.

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@SergeCostab @KonstantinKisin @sunQ_osrs *yawn*

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@GaryDFielder @gregorykennedy @thehoffather Like, thanks for pointing that out