Ringo Gnarr

I get high with a little help from my friends

[Ringo Gnarr @ringognargnar]

@FSUFootball Idc what the haters say, I still believe in @Coach_Norvell and this team. Take us to a 10-3 season and I consider this year a success after last year

[Ringo Gnarr @ringognargnar]

Here’s some positive stats that you aren’t seeing:

▪️ 36–30 overall | Undefeated 2023
▪️ ACC Champ | ACC & Nat’l COY
▪️ 5 wins vs SEC (incl. LSU x2)
▪️ 34.7 PPG avg
▪️ 37 NFL Draft picks | 22 All-Americans
▪️ Program-record GPA & APR

[Ringo Gnarr @ringognargnar]

I might do a “Leave Britney alone” video for Mike Norvell.

[Ringo Gnarr @ringognargnar]

@MaximusReignX @major_faux_pas @historyrock_ The Beatles stopped touring after Revolver you silly geese.

[TJ Salomone @TJSalomone]

Jordan Travis should have won the Heisman. I’ll die on this hill. 💯

[Ringo Gnarr @ringognargnar]

@piedmont_pork Twang, super wet reverb with quick pre delay and saucy licks

[Ringo Gnarr @ringognargnar]

@LuciousDymonbag And then hit the bong again

[The Weekend Lovers @TWL_music_69]

GUYS we made it to the next round of voting… if we win we get to play at 420 fest ON 4/20! A true dream come true. If you guys could spare a moment to vote for The Weekend Lovers, we would be eternally grateful 🙏🙏🙏

https://t.co/PW68yYPc7u

[Ringo Gnarr @ringognargnar]

Walking through my front yard is like playing Minesweeper but with dog shit

[Ringo Gnarr @ringognargnar]

@piedmont_pork It’s similar to when people realize “Gangsta’s Paradise” is a Stevie Wonder Sample from “Pastime Paradise”

[Ringo Gnarr @ringognargnar]

“Once she put that side mouth on it….” - things overheard in airport security line

[Ringo Gnarr @ringognargnar]

Ringo Gnarr is a lucky man. Ringo Gnarr’s lover buys him CFA when a leaky pipe keeps him from cooking. Ringo Gnarr is happy

[Ringo Gnarr @ringognargnar]

Sometimes I dream that I’m in a stadium, walking out of the tunnel, seats are packed, and as I emerge everyone’s chanting, “Q your J! Q your J!!”

[Ringo Gnarr @ringognargnar]

I’m the type of guy who says, “Thank you!” to a virtual scheduling assistant.

[The Weekend Lovers @TWL_music_69]

We are taking this show on the ROAD!!! Our very first {mini} tour 🤩 Tennessee, we can’t wait to play for you!!

Thanks as always to @_rilay for these truly amazing posters 💜

[Ringo Gnarr @ringognargnar]

Sometimes you have to fire off messages on Teams like, “You ever get your feelings sucked?”

[The Weekend Lovers @TWL_music_69]

🚨🚨🚨 uh oh!!! Fresh merch drop!! At long last, we have t-shirts!!! Please fill out the pre-order form below if you’d like one - this will help ensure that we get all the right sizes 🤓. Everyone will look so sexy in these thangs, we can’t wait!!!

https://t.co/3P1MF9pkyG

[Ringo Gnarr @ringognargnar]

@jackbrendaniels @piedmont_pork Buccees is delicious

[Ringo Gnarr @ringognargnar]

@washedupceo How does that thang work? Asking for a friend

[The Weekend Lovers @TWL_music_69]

After a lengthy and arduous labor, The Weekend Lovers have given birth to two beautiful twin babies this morning!!

https://t.co/42SPXWFNxt