bri!

highest in the room

[bri! @ringp0p]

trying to meditate but i keep coming up with tweets

[Acyn @Acyn]

Mamdani: We will also work to welcome more family- and home-based childcare providers into our programs.

Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.”

Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.

[bri! @ringp0p]

nice gender, did your mom’s OB/GYN pick it out for you?

[orca apologist @sonikudzu]

it is incredible to me that we think we understand ancient texts when the context of even 20 years ago is already lost

[bri! @ringp0p]

making a salad from my garden 🥰 unrelated but how much dirt is ok to eat

[bri! @ringp0p]

“we missed you at the camp barbecue” oh you mean the hand foot and mouth superspreader event?

[bri! @ringp0p]

enough cuts to education and bike lanes @fordnation how about you get to work on an adults-only night at great wolf lodge.

[bri! @ringp0p]

why does my doctor’s office say their clinic is at sheppard and leslie “the heart of the city”? babe what city

[bri! @ringp0p]

don’t talk to me til i’ve had my pumpernickel bagel

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

killing me softly with this bong

[bri! @ringp0p]

i can tell it’s pride because of all the extra hate in my heart

[😱👻😱barbara johnson SCREAM account 😱👻😱 @eleanoir]

i think i hate meeting people where theyre at. why are they at there

[bri! @ringp0p]

no matter what happens i will never stop reading WIP as “what i paint”. no one can take that away from me

[bri! @ringp0p]

check in on your friends who just got into rock climbing

[bri! @ringp0p]

check in on your straight friends

[bri! @ringp0p]

check in on your friends who didn’t go to boiler room

[bri! @ringp0p]

me @ my local politicians

[bri! @ringp0p]

why did he say untrimmed chest. why would anyone say that

[bri! @ringp0p]

what is the opposite of a fan club? i need to start one for jeff goldblum

[bri! @ringp0p]

my new year’s resolution is to get back into dabs

[bri! @ringp0p]

do pirates have a work-life balance

[bri! @ringp0p]

when is my phone’s birthday

[bri! @ringp0p]

on my phone’s birthday i’m going to let it do its favourite thing: open lyft for absolutely no reason