shibro

i identify as a menace//they/them

[shibro @ringpoplegend]

life is easier as a teehee-ass-bitch

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style is one of the most underrated @fosterthepeople songs

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crying to @fosterthepeople at 1:30am because i haven’t seen them in too long

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@tiffanyferg i downloaded twitter again to send this to you

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@gwatsky 4 years ago!! i just got my tickets, was there a meet and greet package i missed??

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@violinbee01 looking into the void

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@violinbee01 bestie do u have a tiktok twitter is going under and i would like to follow u

[shibro @ringpoplegend]

good bye twitter you were a dumpster fire from the start and i never liked you. i’ll enjoy seeing your downfall

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the way no one i’m with can say the pledge of allegiance

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@godcansucmydick that’s only good in hand to hand combat which i 100% don’t want to be engaging in if someone breaks into my home

[shibro @ringpoplegend]

@godcansucmydick there’s other ways to defend yourself but we literally live in america what else are you supposed to do

[sal 🫐 @ghostinmypocket]

Oh

[latke @latkedelrey]

“i have a PhD” ok? i have a tight pussy

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

tired: actually the doctor’s name is frankenstein

wired: every vampire is named dracula

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

While over 60% of Americans now live paycheck to paycheck, three people own more wealth than the bottom half of American society. Got that? That's 1, 2, 3 people with more wealth than the bottom 165 million people.

[sam sims @ssam_simss]

Too many Christmas rom-coms, not nearly enough Halloween rom-coms

[Zach Jelks @zacharyjelks]

leaving me on read/seen is like saying “kys you’re worthless” expect your tape soon pookie

[shibro @ringpoplegend]

the real reason my brother and i are short

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

'My seeds will not grow,' said Toad.

'You are shouting too much,' said Frog, 'These poor seeds are afraid to grow.'

[shibro @ringpoplegend]

she could be dead asleep and hear me come in here and she slumps in like it’s her job just to protect me 🥹

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my cat sitting at my feet while i go to the bathroom is the greatest act of love i’ve ever been shown