Ari Levine

Raised by vicious caterpillars til i was 15 and transformed into an amazing butterfly/unicorn. The video game world of warcraft is based on my life. True story

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I'm committing twitter suicide....goodbye cruel world!! Eaaaaaaaahh cough cough

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They are definite perks to being with a master-braider @summercmoon http://t.co/95CusBEzH6

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Don't mess with @summercmoon if she wants a cookie #superstrength #hangry http://t.co/qSffGkHCAE

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3 levels of relaxation http://t.co/0hr5mTGdzx

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My sister thatszogood and @dandistefano got married today #goodtimes #newfamily http://t.co/9ToOx5izEC

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@summercmoon is trying to teach me how to blend colors ....not sure I'm quite getting it yet http://t.co/X5XvK1kBxW

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Thanks @theheathmachine for letting us pee in your pool today ...waaaay easier than walking to the… http://t.co/Lmz8fH9OSz

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Just posted a video http://t.co/WFDkcYY5lK

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I think he is part walrus #DogAppreciationDay http://t.co/xTPwOFXAty

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This uber driver got lasers and a fog machine in his car #taxicabsaredead #uber it's @summercmoon bday… http://t.co/ORgC4snvJQ

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Got @summercmoon some new roller skates for her b day http://t.co/6oPkYsgeY0

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Just posted a photo http://t.co/p8wNjQuJB6

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I don't know woman...kinda smells like dick to me #Thor #pitstagram #dogvoice chilachangchang… http://t.co/B0zLaBad2O

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@summercmoon makes some pretty cool art pieces for the house ...just gotta make the light switches black http://t.co/eSSeAf86e2

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Hollywooooood Hollywood swingin!! #breakhisarm #finishhim #fightingisbad #unlesstheyareondrugs… http://t.co/XCx3PSihhe

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Here I am picking up dog poop...ironically I have a patch of a dog pooping on my vest #poop http://t.co/S1kNkyWiNj

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My neighbors are funny #pitbulls #WeMissSteve http://t.co/leMOL5wVsE

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Name this song .... Bet you can't http://t.co/mjbv0EB7J7

[Ari Levine @ringzington]

Sunday mornings are for nipple hair braiding #Sunday #nipplehairbraids http://t.co/N2MVmB7wCg

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It's hotter than Satans anus after he eats jalapeño peppers ...day 5 of wearing my Canadian tux… http://t.co/Fz0BxSUaKy