AU where the women in straight porn just grunt and say stuff like "take that big pussy, bitch" while the men scream and moan and convulse and arch their backs while shouting "Oh my god! You're wrecking my dick!"
I shouldn't draw attention to myself (be online on Discord) or else the police (my friends) will catch me and get me behind bars (order me to play Ow with them)
The 27 second guitar song that plays during the bus scene pre hijacking in the fourth episode of Death Note might be the most melancholic, heartache inducing sound that I've ever come across
How I've been feeling after repeatedly meeting mentally ill men with a 1 year age gap, who have a dysfunctional home and at least one sassy younger sister