alejandro

I don’t actuaIly exist so if you ever met me it was a prank

[preye🤎 @tessysmitha]

i honestly think the most beautiful kind of love is when someone is sure about you, no mixed signals, no confusion, just consistency, effort, and a feeling that they truly want you in their life.

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

When you realise you cannot skip work the way you skipped classes

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me going back to sleep because there’s still 25 seconds left before my alarm goes off

[໊໊ @juniorkingpp]

excellent use of freewill

[Lara marzouk @laramarzoouk]

اكتر حاجة attractive في الراجل لما يحبك قصاد الناس

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

the older i get the more i realise happiness is quiet mornings, a clean space, early nights, a safe home and people who don’t drain my energy.

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

As an adult, receiving ANYTHING that I don't have to buy for myself as a gift, is a welcome and joyous experience

[ezra (´,,•ω•,,)♡ ACAB🔻 @swagoloog]

I'd rather sand my clitoris with sandpaper than humiliate myself like this

[𝗚𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗹𝘁 @Itssan17]

Interstellar proves that the most terrifying thing in the universe isn't aliens..... it's time

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

no one warns you how fast you go from 18 to 25

[𝚣𝚎𝚎𝚣 @wtfzeezco]

me when someone tells me to do something but im already doing it

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

This never gets old

[Neo @NeoWokio]

me trying to find the HDMI port on my TV

[Maira @maira4yo]

i just know her husband doesn't stress her out she's glowing

[ₛₕₐ🏎️🐝 @OscChaOops]

where’s that blonde sausage of a dog

[ɴᴀᴅɪ.🤍 @luvblessingz]

I will experience Lake Como in this lifetime.

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

this is why you shouldn’t have a kid with just anyone. Dads are important.

[꧁✿Nessa✿꧂ @Softnessa_]

My husband hugged me from behind and said "thank you so much for everything you did today." Then kissed me. My toddler then walked up, hugged me from behind and said "thank you for making me soup mama." Then kissed my arm. YOUR CHILDREN SEE EVERYTHING.

[Charles Leclerc @Charles_Leclerc]

28/02/2026 - Civil Wedding 🤍