“Are you free later?”
Hmmmm let’s see..
4:00 - wallow in self pity
4:30 - stare into the abyss
5:00 - solve world hunger, tell NO ONE
6:30 - dinner with me, I can’t cancel that again!
Sorry I’m booked.
I don’t understand women who are upset with their engagement rings when they get proposed to... my boyfriend could propose to me with an onion ring and I’d literally be like omg this is the prettiest onion ring I’ve ever seen in my entire life!!!!!!