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Seemed interestin’, so I went and exchanged for it. Rather than workin’ your ass off, let’s do this instead! Niki-kun, play with me~♪

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... Bingo! Looks like sis' got the loss. The Goddess of Gambling is smiling upon me. I love you, Goddess! ♪

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That cheeky lil’ Niki said some deeply moving stuff like I’d never heard before in my life—

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Now, now, you guys done changing? Assemble, ‘Crazy:B’! Alias: ‘Amagi Rinne’s lovely servants’…☆

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What irritatin’ shit are you whisperin’ about behind my back here?

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My throat, it burns! Water, waaateeeer—!

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No matter how much they may hate it, no matter how much they'll try to reject me, I’ll steal a kiss from their lips and keep ‘em breathin’ by force! Gyahahahahaha ☆

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But, well, it seems like this curse is rooted real deep, so my only choice is to unravel it bit by bit.

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What up~! One idol fresh from the shop. ☆

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You can’t accept this many? ‘Kay, then I’ll just give these to Kohaku-chan as a souvenir...You’re callin’ me a good Onii-san? I know, right~! And yet, my buddies’ve got me pegged all wrong ♪

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But when you remove the bees that don’t do any work at all and once again divide the rest into hard workers, those who work a normal amount, and slackers, the distribution is still 2:6:2!

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This is the pandemonium y'all wanted! You guys're the ones who tore open the lid!

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Gyahaha! It's crazy that you're so good even though you don't even try! Niki, you're a genius... No, a “goddess of victory”, like your name!

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Huh, didja want me to use boiling water instead? Or maybe even hot wax? Kyaaa, you’re a real maniac behind that calm 'n cool face of yours, Merumeru~ ♪

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So, Kohaku-chan. Did you find a nice, proper job?

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—So quit runnin’ away already!!

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I got kinda excited, so maybe I shoulda eat ya before I eat the food!

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(I need you to have won because you were just that strong. Please, I’m beggin’ you.)

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Gyahahaha ☆ As if I’d ever make such a borin’ bet! Equal terms is what makes a gamble interestin’!

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I don’t mind. Other idols can hate me as much as they like, I don’t give a fuck. We’re not best bosom buddies here; we’re business rivals, got it?