Rinnshminsible

does anyone even read these

[Rinnshminsible @rinnvincible]

In Cincinnati when adults say “what school did you go to” it translates to “what high school did you go to b/c we all were born here, grew up here, went to college here, and we’re all gonna die here haha help I can’t escape the cycle” and I think that’s really beautiful

[Jessica Hische @jessicahische]

What if every designer you know who took up stick and poke tattoos, ceramics, or some other analog only activity in the last few years was picking up universe vibes about AI’s impending revolution like how cows lay down before it rains?

[alli!@Anime NYC!🔜 @allisuncos]

Personally I never look up the lyrics to Hozier songs. It feels like an invasion of privacy. If Andrew wanted me to know the words he would’ve enunciated

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

Me when I can hear people chewing:

[Rinnshminsible @rinnvincible]

Last weekend at Comic Con I saw a mustached guy in a security uniform riding a Segway and loudly said “oh cool, a Paul Blart cosplay”

I have since realized that he was not in fact a Paul Blart cosplayer but an actual security guard so I’ll be throwing myself off a bridge now thx

[Paul Fairie @paulisci]

A Brief History of Kids Today Are Spoiled

🧵

[trash jones @jzux]

sir your son is butt ass naked in the street

[Geek 🇵🇸 @GeekFelix]

@lawfulspice

[August @augustep11]

You either date Pete Davidson or have a baby with Nick Cannon. Those are the only two life paths for women

[ellory smith @ellorysmith]

I don’t trust anyone who says they hate small talk. Umm. Sorry there are a few hoops to jump through before you can tell me something really strange

[#fenty @deadsbirth]

idk who needs to hear this but you don’t have to order anything online today

[bug girl @buggirl]

i am begging u guys to think critically about the true crime content u consume and who/what it is being made to benefit vs. who it could possibly hurt

[Joshua Ariza @Joshua_Ariza]

Some people think graphic design is communication. Others think it’s problem solving.

For me, design is a prison

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

elon musk [parody] [humor] [any individuals in this text (referred to henceforth as “the tweet”) are named on a satirical basis] [the tweet is not a statement of fact, with protection as codified in 17 USC §107 & affirmed in Hustler Mag v Falwell (1988)]: boy i love sippin piss

[Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel]

when i use behooves in a sentence