Ross Inouye

Professional Idiot. Specializing in random, meaningless thoughts. Mostly for the enjoyment of Jeff Finney

[Keegan Matheson @KeeganMatheson]

Spencer Arrighetti after giving up 6 ER over 4 2/3 innings:

"That was the hottest field I’ve ever felt during a game. It was tough to keep the hand dry. The spin wasn’t coming out the way I wanted to. A lot of the execution was really, really subpar.” #BlueJays

[Ross Inouye @rinouye]

@DannySpxp Speaking of far away. What's with the Jays (and Angels) radio not travelling with the team? Or are they there for the playoffs?

[Ross Inouye @rinouye]

@SteveProulx71 @OverDrive1050 @HayesTSN @odognine2 @jamiemclennan29 Ugh. The worst.

[Ross Inouye @rinouye]

I can't be the only one thinking the @BuffaloBills @Bengals should play that game on @EAMaddenNFL . Broadcast it on @espn ,ratings would be huge . What's the worst that could happen? @NFL @nflcommish
Each team picks their best player

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Employees get into a brawl at McDonald’s 👀😳

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Kids getting thrown off right and left. Total carnage. Wails of anguish. Not one adult gave a single shit about it.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Sometimes, when the shit got super heavy, Randy Savage would call Grimace in to be his tag team partner.

[Ross Inouye @rinouye]

Tried fixing my own computer yesterday. Things did not go well.
#computerrepair

[Ross Inouye @rinouye]

Montoyo fired and @BlueJays go with John Schneider. I personally would have chosen Tom Wopat #mlb #dukesofhazzard

[Cleveland Guardians @CleGuardians]

So check it out, it's like this:

We get 10,000 RTs on this before 5:30 PM tomorrow night and this here can of "chili" gets dumped on someone from our social team's head.

Please. We've never wanted anything more, honestly.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

China beating us economically is one thing, but Canada trying to steal our Crazy Crown is an act of war.

[@socialeateryWC @socialeaterywc]

Back to Takeout Only (What a Crazy Time)
Everyday 5-10.
Get your Burger on
#Mississauga #Meadowvale #Peel #takeout #burger #burgerlover #yum #Streetsville #smashburger #restaurant #curbside #delivery #cheese #bacon #dinner #staysafe #bestburger #freshcutfries #sauga

[Ross Inouye @rinouye]

@dancedad40 Those kids are Spoiled. They'll never forget going to fancy restaurants.

[Razzball @Razzball]

Joc Pederson looks like he works at a vape shop

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

When you’re talking about goddamn legends of polka, I’m coming at you with the Shmenge Brothers all day.

[Ross Inouye @rinouye]

@dancedad40 1 Blues Brothers
2 Office Space
3 Dumb and Dumber
4 Young Frankenstein
5 Bull Durham

[Ross Inouye @rinouye]

Happy Father's Day.
Beautiful Patio Weather for Dad.
(And the soon to be Dad's)
#fathersday #patio #summer #sunday #beer #ribs #dinner #lunch #eat #fun #drinks #patioseason #patiovibes #Mississauga #Meadowvale #Peel #Dad #sauga #serverlife #takeout #delivery #HappyFathersDay2021

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

“Do you feel this vehicle is safe for highway travel?”

“Yes, I do. Yes, I really do. I believe that.”

“Now, you’ve got no outside mirror …”

“No, we lost that.”

“You have no functioning gauges.”

“No, not a one. However, the radio still works, funny as that may seem.”

[Ross Inouye @rinouye]

Even though @RogersHelps is out and you can't make calls/texts, it's still better than using @Bell .
#rogersdown

[Ross Inouye @rinouye]

I hope that @RogersHelps is on hold with some company trying to get phone service back for Canada. In my experience they should reset the router. #rogersoutage