Laurel Sloter

so carol, did you like jazz?? 🏳️‍🌈

[Laurel Sloter @riot135]

Me too

[Rosé @omgheyrose]

I love being gay. So much.

[Laurel Sloter @riot135]

I’m upset. Something very near and dear to me broke… I’m not taking calls at this time.

[Laurel Sloter @riot135]

Can we all agree that we HATE that Mark and Lexie die??

[Laurel Sloter @riot135]

https://t.co/wN0UIZgT75

[Laurel Sloter @riot135]

Follow me on YouTube y’all! I’m posting new (old) shit everyday!!

https://t.co/i7gubjKROQ via @YouTube

[Laurel Sloter @riot135]

Hearing @beccamancari “hunter” on @CSICBS :Vegas is a highlight of the day for sure

[speed demon🏍️ @theblackwright9]

A MUCH NEEDED THREAD REGARDING MICHAEL JACKSON’S VITILIGO AND PLASTIC SURGERIES:

[Laurel Sloter @riot135]

Ducky’s final episode WRECKED me 🥺😢😭 #NCIS

[Paramore Updates @Pcharts]

SZA reveals that a collaboration with Paramore is in the works.

[Laurel Sloter @riot135]

Okay but wtf with 7th heaven having a SURPRISING amount of (now) famous guest stars??

Who knew.

[Laurel Sloter @riot135]

I’m so proud of myself for finishing this stupid paper that I needed to let somebody know

[Laurel Sloter @riot135]

@Graham86537808 @jonforeman Graham…? Is that…you???

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

https://t.co/txlI2vYmHo

[Laurel Sloter @riot135]

I just want to add more one Fuck You to @netflix

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Thomas Jefferson believed that a nation's constitution should be updated every 19 years, saying, "The earth belongs always to the living generation…"

[Laurel Sloter @riot135]

Volcanoes (but pronounced Vol- canoes….like the boat)

[Laurel Sloter @riot135]

*me looking for my twitter app for a solid 30 seconds*

…oh yeah

[Laurel Sloter @riot135]

I wish I couldn’t relate to this

[apollo @pmoreforarmor]

behind every paramore fan is a complicated relationship with their mother

[Laurel Sloter @riot135]

I have already killed two (giant) spiders this morning. Please god no more

[Laurel Sloter @riot135]

I automatically assume a lot about a person that shows up 30> before a restaurant/bar closes

[marceline @tinyhotopicbish]

Everyone is way too calm about this???