Jared Wyles

Geek. Generalist. Sycophant in 160 chars. Jsconf.au curator.

[Jared Wyles @rioter]

@elonmusk @wholemars Give me one at an absurd price for hardware and a PAYG model (it can be absurd too, just not a monthly fee). I will have one one my roof day 1. So will many others. Starlink for backup internet would be great.

[Jared Wyles @rioter]

I have largely been writing C++ for the last many years.
I have been wrangling some very large code bases (deleted > 1,000,000 lines of code to give you a sense of the size :D). Open to anything really.

[Jared Wyles @rioter]

Hi friends. I am back only 11 years since my last tweet apparently.

After a well deserved break. I am looking at getting back into things.

If anyone wants to chat about how I could help their company, big or small. I would love to hear from you.

[Jared Wyles @rioter]

I just published “Getting results from compiler explorer — sort of.” https://t.co/TiumoGH2qX

[Jared Wyles @rioter]

@jroper please explain it to me. I refuse to read that tome.

[Jared Wyles @rioter]

@pixel8ted synesso and more importantly cold drip!

[Jared Wyles @rioter]

@possiblywrong @diversionary Not sure had a strange logo. It is just next to the courtie

[Jared Wyles @rioter]

@diversionary Basically next to the courtie

[Jared Wyles @rioter]

New cafe in Newtown doing five senses beans. @diversionary

[Jay Fields @thejayfields]

programming years: you learn more depth in 1 professional vs 4 college & more breadth in 4 college vs 10 professional. both is best.

[Jared Wyles @rioter]

@wycats @iammerrick depends where you are coming from. The docs are certainly geared for a person used to c++ and memory management.

[Jared Wyles @rioter]

A little confused why my uncle has a comm bank eftpos machine in his house.

[Jared Wyles @rioter]

@johnallsopp phrenology is alive and well

[Jared Wyles @rioter]

My family has taken to measuring body parts. This can't end well for my eyes.

[Jared Wyles @rioter]

@mwotton @pseudomonkey There was some tension around that opening day. Pete was keen. Josh... Not so much.

[Jared Wyles @rioter]

@johnallsopp @mwotton It was champagne. That is a breakfast alcohol.

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@mwotton Only my dad left. Leaving my mum to judge me for drinking at 9am.

[Jared Wyles @rioter]

@mwotton It fills me with some sort of emotion... I want to say fear.

[Jared Wyles @rioter]

It's that time of year where people I have not spoken to in years hit send to all contacts.

[Jared Wyles @rioter]

@magda711 does that bandana ever come off?