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[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

there's nothing that i dislike more than a failed nap attempt.

[KIKI @leanwdafanta]

about to b outside w the homegirl who just broke up w her nigga

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Leaving the club with 0 phone numbers and 0 instagrams cuz I’m an alcoholic not a hoe

[don @derginadaydream]

completely brand new sentence

[` @schiz04renic]

ngl, i’ve never regretted being mean to a man. i’ve only ever regretted being too nice.

[Chalant @OnlyHanz_]

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I never wanted to wake up early

[gold star for robot boy @chasedbywasps]

I was just saying this to my pastor

[t. @battinsonhive]

I would make sure his big ass stay big he too fine to be in shape

[Kir. 🧣🍎|🍓❄ @Kirwithdot]

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[miia @miiagarro]

i love when my friends have quiet boyfriends like girl your dog is so good sis

[Jay ひ @Jay2wvy]

don’t send me a live photo cause I will hold down on that shit #curiouslikegeorge

[𝖐𝖚𝖘𝖍𝖇𝟔𝖗𝖇𝖎𝖊❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

it's never a sane person trying to call you on instagram

[shea @lifeisavibeway]

The concept of my car getting towed is scarier than the sun blowing up

[♱ katana ♱ @aspenkatana]

I love the south you just say “how you doing” and you say “good how are you?” And that’s the end of the convo

[Six @likethenumber6]

Whenever I hear 50 cent at the function it’s like Whoa! Ok it’s grown in here!

[𝒥𝑅! @jr_mdg_]

when I say "ima call you later" i mean like later on in life not today

[miia @miiagarro]

"all women do is use men"

never in my life have i found a man useful

[َ @solacexe]

be at work lookin ugly as fuck