A woman who had relied on her dog through two years of chemotherapy finished her final cancer treatment, and the very next morning he began pressing his nose against the same spot on her chest and whimpering without stopping. She assumed he was reacting to the change in routine until three days of the same behavior pushed her to call her doctor and ask them to check the area. 🥺 They found a new tumor so small it wouldn’t have appeared on any scan for another two months — by which point it would have been nearly impossible to treat. Her dog had spent two years beside her through every treatment, and the day it was over he made sure she wasn’t finished fighting just yet.
Los Angeles desperately needs change, and that means Spencer Pratt.
A 'choice' between the incompetent incumbent and an extremist ideologue is no choice at all.
It would be an absolute travesty for @spencerpratt to be shut out of the general election. Fight on! ✊
Dear Mrs. Thomas:
Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion, in our store.
We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to, ban your husband from the store.
Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Thomas, are listed below and are documented by our video
surveillance cameras:
1. June15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'.
This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money. We don't have a Code 3.
5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.
6. August 14: Moved a, 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.
8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called.
9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.
10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.
11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while, loudly humming the, 'Mission Impossible' theme.
12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his, 'Madonna Look' using different sizes of funnels.
13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'
14. October 22: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed; 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'
15. Took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and asked “where is the fitting room?”
And last, but not least:
16. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile; then yelled very loudly,
'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of the clerks passed out.
Parliamentarian Elizabeth MacDonough was FIRST appointed in 2012
by democrat Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid.
Why in the world would Republicans keep someone that Harry Reid chose?
Happy birthday, @ScottAdamsSays. Enjoying my morning coffee in your memory. He would have been 69 today, meaning we missed out on a lot of good jokes. Authorized biography coming this fall, published with @JoshuaLisec.
@LeaderJohnThune Hate to be mean but you @LeaderJohnThune are an absolute disgrace as Majority Leader. You have turned the Senate into an obstruction vehicle against the SAVE America Act and the entire America First agenda!
Step Down!!
@LeaderJohnThune Did you know that the parliamentarian can be dismissed at ANY moment?
The parliamentarian serves at the pleasure of the Senate Majority Leader.
Thune has the sole authority to remove AND replace the parliamentarian w/o a vote from the Senate.
Fire Elizabeth MacDonough!
This country has been running on fraud. For decades.
Election fraud. Immigration fraud. Financial fraud.
Fraud of every kind.
It all has to end or our country is finished.
It happened on J6.
Here are the police who stood by and let me into the Capitol. If any had said, dont go in, I wouldn't have.
There was no restricted area, no barriers, signs and the loudest and most extensive PA system was silent. The prosecution lied and said there was an alarm sounding. The only sound were picketers like me chanting "Stop the Steal!" "OUR HOUSE!" "FOUR MORE YEARS!"
Peaceful patriots were entering and exiting in an orderly fashion.
I said earlier that it looked like when Seattle City Hall opened the doors and let George Floyd rioters in.
God Bless the J6ers!
🚨Los Angeles Election Fraud Caught on Hidden Camera
LA election petitioners were caught on tape giving homeless individuals other voters' information, instructing them to forge voter names and signatures, and offering cash and drugs as incentives to register to vote.
🚨ALERT: In a major development, the U.S. Supreme Court has indicated it will invalidate state laws that allow ballots to be counted after Election Day.
Justice Alito pointed out that it's called “Election DAY” for a reason.
FACT 🚨
@JDVance can walk into the chamber, take the presiding officers chair as Senate President & enforce the rules that would enable a "talking filibuster"
If you want JD Vance to use the powers we vested in him, to do what Thune refuses to do.. let him know, he's tagged