Dev Alahan

Welcome to the Official Dev Alahan Fan Club!

[themancitylad @cityzenken_]

Genuine question to Rival fans. Would you enjoy watching the Premier League without Manchester City in it?

[Dev Alahan @RIP_Deidre]

He's got a replica Champions League trophy in his mams spare room?

[Lewis @lewiswalkden]

An absolute masterclass here from Big Steve about the Man City charges. 🥶

🎥 via BigSteveMcfc on YT.

[Dev Alahan @RIP_Deidre]

@NUFC_Waltyy @Sunderland_73 @Sunlundy Fuck all state owned clubs

[Dev Alahan @RIP_Deidre]

@ManCity Would be great to win this and watch the Greater Manchester Derby against Stockport next season!

[Dev Alahan @RIP_Deidre]

@Citizzy What these stupid fans don't realise is that most actual fans of clubs don't give a fuck about the Premier League's global appeal.

Fuck anyone that cheats

[Dev Alahan @RIP_Deidre]

@HLTCO 1 - Kicked out of the PL with immediate effect & start next season in L2

2 - Stripped off all titles (runners up get awarded)

3 - Huge fine

4 - Transfer embargo

[Dev Alahan @RIP_Deidre]

@Bran_CITY

[Dev Alahan @RIP_Deidre]

Does the tax dodger know what priceless means?

[Sam C @SamC_reports]

🚨 Manchester United are selling a 7cm cube of Old Trafford turf for £125.

The product description calls it a "priceless memento..."

[Dev Alahan @RIP_Deidre]

@NUFCPeter @P4ULPOGB4 Just take it to another groomer....

[Dev Alahan @RIP_Deidre]

@DavidHindmarsh7 We are playing a more expansive style of which is a lot harder for the defensive midfielder

[Dev Alahan @RIP_Deidre]

@John77Angus Nothing about fatigue in that performance.

We need to cut out the daft mistakes but playing against teams as good as Man City also induces mistakes because they pressure you in more ways than the majority of teams.

[Dev Alahan @RIP_Deidre]

@JacobHorsfall_ @DougieCritchley Performances have been good.

Would like a right winger and another striker* in January!

*An improvment on Isidor

[Dev Alahan @RIP_Deidre]

@DaveSunderlandx I'm not thinking about that

[Dev Alahan @RIP_Deidre]

@DaveSunderlandx How is it good for us?

[Dev Alahan @RIP_Deidre]

Isn't this multi-billionaire an exile for tax reasons?

Has no right to complain about the benefits system when he refuses to pay his tax.

The absolute cunt

[utdreport @utdreport]

Sir Jim Ratcliffe says he has lost confidence in the UK, describing the country as "on the slide".

"Nobody's tough enough to deal with the immigration problem. Nobody's tough enough to deal with the benefits problem. But somebody needs to do it." [BBC]

[Dev Alahan @RIP_Deidre]

@CoventryKing Absolutely jealous as fuck

[Dev Alahan @RIP_Deidre]

@Sunderland_73 @andymousemat This was me aswell.

When he was first linked we were losing Fofana to Palace & then this random link to a winger with no goals in the previous season.

It looked like a panic buy & we messed up

[Dev Alahan @RIP_Deidre]

@Sunderland_73 @andymousemat With him being classed as U21 he would have been on our List B as he had 2 uninterrupted years at Sunderland.

He would never have been classed as homegrown or club trained due to that loan at Hibs.

It's all stupid!

[Dev Alahan @RIP_Deidre]

@Sunderland_73 Thought said PL & not EL! 🤦

[Dev Alahan @RIP_Deidre]

@Sunderland_73 Would have been eligible for our List B squad aswell.

Would have made alot of sense keeping him