Skeet Davidson

Introducing people to the version of myself which tested lowest in the focus groups. 1337⚡️

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

John Rocker And Patrick Mahomes Sr. Are Officially Fighting Each Other At Rough N Rowdy On April 18th

[Skeet Davidson @rip_rupture]

Why does everyone in Jamestown look like a character from the “Hills have Eyes”?

[Skeet Davidson @rip_rupture]

A BIG spin when I was a kid was 1080.. kid in the Xgames today are throwing 1800’s… the fuck is that? Progression insane

[Skeet Davidson @rip_rupture]

I miss the days when Jeezy was dumping bangers on us

[Skeet Davidson @rip_rupture]

Someone telling you how to handle your dog or how to train it is like someone telling you how to raise your child.. unless your Caesar Fucking Milan I don’t want to hear it

[Skeet Davidson @rip_rupture]

Hailee Steinfeld fucks Brittany Williams right outta the ballpark and Josh Allen proved that…

BW- 10years no ring.

HS 1 year 1 ring

[Skeet Davidson @rip_rupture]

The chiefs win every week by ref interference or some botched play by a team with a 4 string QB. They don’t ask how but how many? Well how many games have the chiefs win within one score in the fourth 63-1. How many times were there flags thrown on the opposite team? 58

[Skeet Davidson @rip_rupture]

To a friend “Whoopi Goldberg or Angel Reese?”

Him: “Both”

Fucking Savage

[Skeet Davidson @rip_rupture]

Riding an all-time high right now. After watching Baker Mayfield highlights from yesterday my good friend Erik said “Baker Mayfield is like your spirit animal” and that’s rad

[Skeet Davidson @rip_rupture]

Imagine trying to get into the mindset of execution before the first football game of the year then they make you line up and listen to 6 minute rendition of a song nobody knows. Did that take place of the national anthem?

[Noah Sanborn Friedman @noahsfriedman]

WATCH: Bud Light just released this new commercial with Shane Gillis.

This is likely the first of many Bud Light commercials we'll see with Shane through the rest of football season.

Old school beer ads are back!

I have a feeling Bud Light is about to have a huge year.

[Stunna @incognitoStunna]

We got extendo midgets before GTA 6

[Sean Strickland @SStricklandMMA]

There was a point when you heard lesbians and thought "fuck yes two hot girl making out"

Now you hear lesbians and you think "fuck no, two fat angry women who are confused about their gender"

Can we just go back :/

[Skeet Davidson @rip_rupture]

Sabres just dropped a 2nd round pick on a 26 yr old 5th round pick with a career 24pts…. Nobody wanna play for Buffalo

[Mr. Folgers @thelazyperogie]

people in buffalo will post about a bar burning down but not their friends accomplishments

[Skeet Davidson @rip_rupture]

Charlies Boatyard has leveled their food game wayyyy up! You’ve been put on notice

[Mr. Folgers @thelazyperogie]

pete rose, reggie bush, michael phelps, now joey chestnut. what has come of this country.

[Skeet Davidson @rip_rupture]

If this happened today the people would shut it down immediately

[#1 𝕏 Media Plug 😈 ✪ @NoPlugMedia]

WWE was so wild back then 😂🔥

[Skeet Davidson @rip_rupture]

Nothing you can say to me will convince me that there is a better trophy to win than the Stanley Cup

[Mr. Folgers @thelazyperogie]

should've punched that idiot in the face. charge the mound, be a man!