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@mikebailey97 @FINepieceofANCE @kbnoswag "I'm pretty sure the laptop is a write off in this scenario"
- @mikebailey97

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@amat3urgambl3r Oh hell yea

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Hey @grok based on my tweets what public figure do I remind you of?

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All timer

[erb @bentleyliz2]

In honor of TikTok dying here is my favorite video. Uncle Bob saying “I think it’s a microcosm of more serious things” kills me

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@amat3urgambl3r Are you happy now

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@TMathSports We agree!! @CincyReal

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Rotisserie chicken and a nap

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Where’s my hug?

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@timmy_tortilla_ Chat clip that

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Oh hell yea

[OP 🫪 @OPcrotte]

???????????????

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I feel like you can’t be more than fifth guy stabbed or your should have gotten out of there. Would have gone down differently if I was there.

[World Source News @Worldsource24]

🚨#BREAKING: At least 9 people stabbed at Festival of Diversity in Solingen, Germany; The attacker has been described by eyewitnesses to local media as a “Arab man”; Suspect still at large after mass stabbing in Solingen, Germany

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Something racist about Adirondack chairs….

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You’ve gotta rush Pi Kap my man

[Trey Wallace @TreyWallace]

Monte Harrison goes from 10-year baseball career, to walk-on receiver for the Arkansas Razorbacks at 29-years-old.

The former 4-star recruit is now getting to live out a second athletic dream.

Read: https://t.co/waZWI0YleP

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Miss her

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Haven’t seen a caterpillar in a long time…

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No

[HOUSE PORN @HOUSEPORN___]

Shared shower is the goal.

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Haha systems are down guess we get to go home haha

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Is this real

[Jay 🕋☪️✈️ @jay_kobbe]

AI has reached its potential

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The people of Pompeii in 79 AD

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

The Sky STINK p u

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@BaileyCarlin ^ the people of Pompeii in 79 AD

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

BREAKING: Howard University has revoked Diddy’s honorary degree.