Ryan Welker

i like white shoes

[Ryan Welker @rip_vanwelker]

Four Christmases is the most underrated Christmas movie in the Marvel Universe.

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Douglas Firs are the Dandelions of Christmas trees.

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Today is just a good day.

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@Subbi232

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How many jokes has autocorrect ruined by now?

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@AdamSchefter I

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Always double the recipe for soup.

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@rcmunoz07 I could watch this all day

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Please do not LinkedIn me on Labor Day Weekend.

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Well now that I’ve listened to No Ceilings I can finally start my day

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@Subbi232 I know you’re not talking about him but here we are

[cal? @cal_gif]

I’m not a chef but boyardees days getting harder and harder to get through

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My wife laughs like Mrs. Doubtfure screams ‘Hello’!

Absolutely JARRING

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Aaah feels good to be back....

[Los Angeles Times @latimes]

California has become the first state in the nation to surpass 600,000 confirmed coronavirus cases https://t.co/7pVi05pBC5

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My Spotify Wrapped 2020 is going to be all Folklore. Calling it now.

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Watching MXC’s Most Extreme Elimination Challenge with my wife’s 101-year old grandma is peak entertainment

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Father-in-law just added a shot of Tito’s to the pot of black beans for dinner.

To the moon I guess.

[Liz @esaxo__]

Don’t invite me to the beach if we not staying for 6+ hours.

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I will decide what is ridiculous

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@KevinFuchs11 Thanks Kevin