Crackets

[miss white @cinecitta2030]

Reminder Mussolini’s great grandson is a Mediterranean alpha-chad living the Dolce Vita life

[Nicker🎃🚁 @Punished_Nicker]

"Do not kill yourself. People might assume you were a troon"

[DodgerWing @DodgerWing]

Sirius: "Harry, what's wrong?"

Harry: "I... I saw a picture that I thought was myself with Ginny... But it was a picture of my dad and my mum!"

Sirius: "Oooh... Horrifying?"

Harry: "COMPLETELY! I don't want to do my mum! I'm not Oedipus!"

Sirius: "Well in that case, there's only one thing to do: Date Malfoid."

Harry: "I-Are you sure-?"

Sirius: "Hot blonde or your mum, Harry!"

Harry: "HOT BLONDE! HOT BLONDE!"

Sirius: "Good lad."

[Crackets @ripbaldo]

@GuardTm Dont write with slopisims

[Crackets @ripbaldo]

@GuardTm I wish

[American Euro @USEuroAesthetic]

Remember who you’re fighting for.

[Red Boy @AndrewPere6147]

jk.罗琳就是个门外汉。这才是我想看的哈利波特和马尔福

[Liberator @Elden_to]

Muhammad and Aisha

[Shouting into the Void @birth_of_state]

Women get the ick when you simp for them, but still envy the women being simped for

[SpadaKen @spadaken]

She had clear training

[Crackets @ripbaldo]

@LeMourningStar And?

[skooks @skooookum]

Absolutely vile and deeply problematic. I’m disturbed anyone would feel comfortable expressing such harmful rhetoric publicly. Do better

[Michael Andrew @Disciple4Lif]

I HATE SNICKERS 🤣

[Become A Saint @BeSaintly]

“Top 10 greatest Americans in history:

1. Jesus Christ…”

[Accel Mimo🌻 @Accel_WRLD]

"Tu polla podría ser más grande que la mía,
pero tu cerebro es con seguridad más pequeño que mis huevos."

[ANDY 🇦🇷🐍 @edu_andy24]

The true epilogue. Harry and Malfoid seeing their first daughter Lily off for her first year at Hogwarts. (James is the second)
This shuould've been canon

[Felipe Weber @Felipe__Weber]

Malfoid is confident!
#Malfoid #Quidditch #Yearning

[J @spreadmyenergy]

Some men would prefer the woman on the left because they have aristocratic tastes....I suffer no such malady...the woman on the right all day