* ੈ ‧✩sammy✩‧₊˚

♍︎ ♑︎ ♋︎ 24 feral 🔗 unreal

[* ੈ ‧✩sammy✩‧₊˚ @ripbayfac]

Everyone I have ever dated had long hair, and if they didn’t have long hair when we started dating oh let me tell you they definitely had it by the time we weren’t together anymore, and that is the influence I have on men… GROW OUT YOUR HAIR

[* ੈ ‧✩sammy✩‧₊˚ @ripbayfac]

the way I NEED to get matching trucker hats with my man like 2 weeks ago

[* ੈ ‧✩sammy✩‧₊˚ @ripbayfac]

it was this morning btw at 5:52 am

[* ੈ ‧✩sammy✩‧₊˚ @ripbayfac]

so I believe this man is gonna break no contact this week let’s place bets on which day !

[* ੈ ‧✩sammy✩‧₊˚ @ripbayfac]

here’s the clues: he redownloaded snap to look at my story

10 mins later we drove past each other in traffic and had a stare down

Facebook is recommending him as friend to me now all of the sudden 🤔

[* ੈ ‧✩sammy✩‧₊˚ @ripbayfac]

this is what I look like in march of 2026 goodbye

[* ੈ ‧✩sammy✩‧₊˚ @ripbayfac]

If my glasses don’t get delivered in the next 2 days I’m going to riot actually

[* ੈ ‧✩sammy✩‧₊˚ @ripbayfac]

USPS tracking be like: IT DOESNT EXIST
HEY WE DONT KNOW WHERE IT IS
Oh! Hahah it’s delivered!

[* ੈ ‧✩sammy✩‧₊˚ @ripbayfac]

I’m excite to go see Mr. Mans and give himb his gifts and also lots of kith

[jody @wnbagirlfriend]

i am both the jester and the queen

[* ੈ ‧✩sammy✩‧₊˚ @ripbayfac]

btw if anyone wanted to know the card WORKED and were together now tehee

[* ੈ ‧✩sammy✩‧₊˚ @ripbayfac]

so I made this man a homemade Christmas card but now it’s time to write the note inside and uhhh

[s @nlvvc_]

i wanna be hugged for 3 hours

[♡ @astralbaes]

i already know who the loml is we just not cool rn

[eisha 🍒 @meishato]

“AI is replacing us” i’d like to see AI beg a mediocre man for the bare minimum

[* ੈ ‧✩sammy✩‧₊˚ @ripbayfac]

so I made this man a homemade Christmas card but now it’s time to write the note inside and uhhh