when i was 18 one of my friends brought out this doohickey while we were rolling up and we laughed so fucking hard he prob debated killing himself that night. later after we smoked all the blunts we freestyled and almost every bar was about him and that gadget
so my best friend sent me this song that Tyra Banks made herself for a dystopian young adult book she wrote over a decade ago and i'm being so serious i think she officially made the worst song of all time
One day in HS, I was complaining about how long the school day was and my teacher turned to me and said, "the days are long, but the years are short" and I was like "wtf are you talking about you" then the bell rang and now I'm in my 30s.
During Earl Sweatshirt’s 2013 Doris rollout, he revealed he had Lil B’s “Respect Da Bitch Vol. 1” on an MP3 player while away in Samoa 📀
“But ay, we had f*cking ‘Respect Da Bitch Vol.1’ on this one MP3 player, the Lil B mixtape, so you know I was up on the Based God in 2011.”