Mumtaz

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

A SECOND AFFAIR HAS HIT THE NVIDIA TOWERS ON HUANG/11 ?!!?!?

[ko . @kohmene]

i just ate 6 boiled eggs and this nigga talkin bout come over he finna hate me

[SASKIA @tharealsaskia]

Just had a customer tell me “d as in dick.” I’m done.

[bella @dollyqwe1]

Sexism in science is learning that period blood is literally regenerative stem cells, but since men think its icky we only just found this out publicly in 2026 .

[ratz 🐀 @hom0emo_]

my polycule unionized and now i have to get the spotify family plan

[rach @rach4_thestarz]

The trolley problem would not affect me I would be on my phone watching reels

[₷₳®∀ℏ @s4hvm]

Jensen Huang’s wife pawned her wedding ring in 1995 to keep NVIDIA alive

[clit @clit_cannibal]

i’m like if an uncle was a girl

[Samantha Trimble @strimblez]

i love when someone, in this incredible age of ai, just sends an absolute fucking terrible email. that's rock and roll baby

[Sheev Talks || The Andor video arc @SheevTalks]

The stripper HAS to love someone. She has to. And that someone could very easily be me. You don’t know me.

[zhopamine @zedchrmsm]

nvidia ceo:

[k @freethevoicex]

why tf do people wait until new years to cut ppl off?? nigga fuck u rn on november 10th

[Sir Doge of the Coin ⚔️ @dogeofficialceo]

My wife just asked how my day was. Nice try, Beijing.

[arwa @gonrrhea]

He ended the cycle of abuse

[Dr. Ruchika Sharma @tishasaroyan]

Reminds me of this OG meme 😭😭

[Gay Interrupted @TwinkTheory]

Ok I’m further into Citizen Kim. One under discussed aspect of the kardashians is how they live in a kind of feudal family estate arrangement in giant houses all within at most a 15 min drive of each other (many are walkable) so their kids can all be incredibly close. The men in their lives are barely important to the overall arrangement, they come, they go, they’re not part of the structure Kris Jenner has created. They seem kind of broadly hated by feminists but in a weird way they’ve created the ultimate feminist utopia, at least as it can exist under capitalism. They’re completely financially free from men, in fact any man that even wanders into the picture is often dependent on them, and their kids are raised in a kind of sisterly hive mom way. I think because they’re hot or at least dress to appeal to the male gaze this aspect of their whole thing is never discussed but it’s kinda radical. They’re essentially “post men.”

[𐕣🎀𝕎𝕠𝕝𝕗 𝕠𝕗 𝕎𝕒𝕝𝕘𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕟𝕤🎀𐕣 @tini_tattini]

after i finish sucking dick i crush it against my forehead like a beer can

[charpoop @charvvvvi]

the kiss by gustav klimt as an inspiration for my rangoli this year~

[deenA @N0tdeena88]

“Lock in before I k!ll you” is part of my daily affirmations I say to myself each morning