I start every year by getting into a stupid argument with a lady I'm dating where I'm not really in the wrong but I'm reacting really poorly and am just an awful villain
@jonathanchait Jonathan, I need you to take the MacBook you write this dogshit on and put it in the back seat of your car. Now lock the car and throw the keys down a storm drain.
Congratulations, you are retired now and nothing of value has been lost.