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avi by @adactivity

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fuck all y'all

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I start every year by getting into a stupid argument with a lady I'm dating where I'm not really in the wrong but I'm reacting really poorly and am just an awful villain

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If the hoarse whisperer died I'd laugh and if I was ever in the area (wall street and probably Harvard University) I'd piss on their grave

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@LordStreetGuru @UnburntWitch @MarzGurl That's on him, dipshit. Go fuck yourself.

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I already don't like this year

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now that @adactivity has announced the eventual release of his new book I gotta figure out a way to get this twitter account banned promoting it

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Oh no Syd Mead

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It's now canon that piranha plants love to drink piss

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I figured out how to program the led sign in our office

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What the fuck is this thing doing

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@Sevens_2 @ebruenig I hate to break it to you but there's a lot of really stupid people voting

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Hell yeah Don Imus is dead

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I hate the goddamn holidays get this shit out of here

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@luisjgomez @feraljokes He must have really hurt your feelings

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@jonathanchait Jonathan, I need you to take the MacBook you write this dogshit on and put it in the back seat of your car. Now lock the car and throw the keys down a storm drain.

Congratulations, you are retired now and nothing of value has been lost.

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@the_moviebob Go to hell you stupid fuck

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@colonydrop For some reason I assumed they wrote children's books

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Imagine going to a mall and being surprised to find bullshit

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@redactedtext *****in m*e***y