Nora R

she/her 🏳️‍⚧️

🇳🇿

giannis enjoyer 🦌🥰

[Nora R @RIPJanine]

big hamster wheels for monkeys

[Nora R @RIPJanine]

if you can't get your hands bone dry with a maximum of two paper towels you shouldn't be allowed to drive a car

[Nora R @RIPJanine]

@kaoisbestgirl @wifekisser303 do u talk like a fucking alien that's maybe the most normal message I've ever read

[Nora R @RIPJanine]

this shit ass joke brought to you by robin williams' the bicentennial man on dvd now

[Nora R @RIPJanine]

thought I was a bi centennial man but then I transitioned and had to replace my year 2000 birth certificate

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

The Garden of Earthly Delights, by Hieronymus Bosch, 1480-1505

[Nora R @RIPJanine]

my parents: oh sorry love you'd popped to the bathroom so we couldn't ask if you wanted a cuppa, so there's none left in the pot

me having never turned down a hot drink when my family offered in my entire life, raging inside: hehe no worries 🥰 make my own I suppose hehe

[Nora R @RIPJanine]

mixing a song then drinking a beer then mixing it again and repeating 12 times to see how many it takes to unlock musical gebius

[viagr aboys @ViagraBoys]

me and the boys finally on the private jet after getting that mil

[Nora R @RIPJanine]

no band has made a slammer so astronomically far above their paygrade as maroon 5 when they made sunday morning good lord

[Danny Brown @xdannyxbrownx]

Bang!!! Lyrical blow to your jaw!!!

[Nora R @RIPJanine]

rip a fat one to fill the sounds of silence call me fart garfunkel

[Nora R @RIPJanine]

if u wear a whole litre of cologne on ur person when u go to the gym I'm allowed to ankle tap u on the treadmill it's only fair

[Nora R @RIPJanine]

@AGibbonist what is wrong with you

[Nora R @RIPJanine]

folk songs that mention walking through the heather are so goated

[Nora R @RIPJanine]

@Menulog I had two orders both not show up at all (I waited for them on the street outside) and you'll only offer vouchers for the menulog app which just scams me. Gimme my money back stop grifting me.

[Nora R @RIPJanine]

@elliotjweir if ur adding hot sauce to ur pizza by accident u shouldn't be trusted to order ur own

[Nora R @RIPJanine]

funky friday : )

[Nora R @RIPJanine]

love watching shitty comedy movie series from throughout the 2000s and somehow they get more racist the later they came out??