Bob Ripley

Carbon-based life form. Author of LIFE BEYOND BELIEF: A Preacher’s Deconversion.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

OMG, Katie Zacharia is going to be a disaster.

I give her 0.5 Scaramuccis.

Katie Zacharia:

“Good morning. I am so honored to work for President Trump and the American people as the new White House press secretary. I want to thank President Trump for his trust that he has placed in me. I have wanted to work for him for a very long time. I am looking forward to working with each of you as well, especially as we are in the middle of the midterm blitz with energy and excitement never seen before in the history of midterms thanks to President Trump.”

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

Only in America, you can watch a live stream of an execution, but not Stephen Colbert.

[Sigurdur Nordal @essenviews]

In America you can watch a firing squad, but can't watch Stephen Colbert.

[Andrew Tumilty @AndrewTumilty]

Imagine being the only person on the planet that Canadians will never say sorry to.

[The Hill Times @TheHillTimes]

That's @deAdder's take: #cdnpoli

https://t.co/HuYeeyQEMw

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

Hey everyone retweet this, just absolute out of touch

[Prime Minister of Canada @CanadianPM]

Today, we celebrate the many ways tourism connects cultures, enriches lives, and supports communities.

This World Tourism Day, choose Canada and discover the people, places, and experiences that make our country worth exploring: https://t.co/w9ZsrlZB2O

[Bob Ripley @riplestone]

Thank you Randy! We’ve missed you.

[Randy Rainbow @RandyRainbow]

Oh what a beautiful moron… 🎶🌽🤠
(Stick around for the sing-along!)

#DummyWithTheWigOnTop #Parody #NewVideo

[Ab Gamble 🇨🇦, grateful Canadian.. @AbGamble1]

Canada's own Michael deAdder 🇨🇦

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Barack Obama at his last press briefing with reporters, 2017:

"I have enjoyed working with all of you. That does not, of course, mean that I've enjoyed every story that you have filed, but that's the point of this relationship. You're not supposed to be sycophants. You're supposed to be skeptics. You're supposed to ask me tough questions. You're not supposed to be complimentary, but you're supposed to cast a critical eye on folks who hold enormous power."

[Scott Robertson @sarobertson_]

Mark Carney: "Partners are working with Canada because Canada is predictable, reliable and principled in a world that's anything but."

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

Dear @realDonaldTrump,

Your entire Presidency is just a sad joke.

If I was Iran, Russia, North Korea or China I would think how stupid is America to elect this f fat clown in makeup and a diaper TWICE.

This country fucked itself TWICE.

For a fat clown in makeup and a DIAPER!

[Jim Acosta @Acosta]

Huge crowd for the Hands Off the Kennedy Center demonstration in DC to send the message to Trump: Don’t you dare knock down this living memorial to a slain President.

[Bob Ripley @riplestone]

@sarobertson_ Not since Barack Obama have I enjoyed listening to the oratory of a world leader. And he’s, he just happens to be my PM.

[Scott Robertson @sarobertson_]

European Parliament gives PM Mark Carney standing ovation

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

SICKENING: The Kennedy Center's Trump-appointed board has just voted to close the 55-year-old center because they couldn't get Trump's name on the building.

Trump literally ruins everything he touches. What a f--king baby.

[Scott Robertson @sarobertson_]

Mark Carney: "The world is looking at Canada differently. And I'd suggest we should look at ourselves differently too. It's not about who we aren't, but who we are. It's not about what's lost, but it's what we have and what we can create."

[Bob Ripley @riplestone]

@CNN Extortion anyone?