Garfield's Lasagna

27 - gender doesn't matter - always high - complainer- I don't think before I post sorry

[Garfield's Lasagna @rippingacart]

@cutbones "Collections" is who pays the bill for the hospital if you don't, so then you owe them instead. You don't have to do anything lol. I was sued once for a birth bill and I brought my 3 month old with and said I couldn't pay because I wasn't working and they dropped it

[Garfield's Lasagna @rippingacart]

@Nifscomictakes @Nashaylikesthat Context being a giveaway, but he gave me $20 nonetheless

[Garfield's Lasagna @rippingacart]

@tummy_kisser I got covid bad at the end of 2021 and that caused me to shower maybe 3 times in 2022 (so like 4 months apart each) because I was completely disabled ✌️😔

[goob nation @skyironhasta]

I need to vape about this

[glass bong for garf @weedgarf]

feeling like this incredibly effed up Garfield bookend

[Garfield's Lasagna @rippingacart]

Not any of these dots buuuuut I am somewhere in between the 2 right ones

[Garfield's Lasagna @rippingacart]

@Syn_daCAT Hi we have the same eyes, they're blue with central heterochromia (hazel colored). Idk how old you are but I'm 27 and people will never stop arguing with you about what color they are

[Garfield's Lasagna @rippingacart]

Nobody kill me but I bought my first pair of children's shorts since I was 9 and outgrew the section and they actually FIT I can match my kids now!

[Garfield's Lasagna @rippingacart]

@fatbeyondrepair highkey that's what I've been for 11 months now dare I say it IS easier

[Garfield's Lasagna @rippingacart]

@monstergoblin64 @9mmballpoint Ah, well then I must clarify I'm in Indiana, and it's particularly my mayors fault. He's a money hungry corrupt bitch. Literally money scandals all the time, so I know the cameras are just him trying to line his pockets more to prepare for the next problem

[Garfield's Lasagna @rippingacart]

@clvrfawn Not an oomf but I live in B 🌝

[Garfield's Lasagna @rippingacart]

@cherry2doodles Hear me out because I know how it looks. You use whatever noodles you want (some hold the cheese/sauce better I find), more salt, and actual american cheese from the deli shredded yourself. My mom just doesn't like to bake it long enough or put enough noodles in or cheese on top

[Garfield's Lasagna @rippingacart]

Today is Garfield's birthday!!

[Garfield's Lasagna @rippingacart]

how my minor sister must feel bcuz I supply her with carts/vapes and only charge her as much as the item is instead of overcharging (don't come for me it's harm reduction at this point I don't want her smoking mystery shit from trash/other people😞)

[Garfield's Lasagna @rippingacart]

Oliver Tree was my NUMBER ONE celebrity crush and hear me out if anyone was wondering how yesterday was for me. I dissociated for an hour and even now I don't want to be anywhere on the internet because that's ALL that's going around right now. I know I'm in denial too

[Garfield's Lasagna @rippingacart]

Someone finally said yes to us moving in. Next problem, giving them the MONEY TO MOVE IN. My car is still in the shop and I gotta work 🫠

[Garfield's Lasagna @rippingacart]

@shedpoidgumi Lost Mary's are so fucking gross. Back when geek bars disappeared I bought 2 different ones (menthol and strawberry lemonade) to try and they hurt my chest so bad

[Garfield's Lasagna @rippingacart]

At hopital. I can't breathe and my chest hurts and my left side and arm/shoulder hurt. My pulse is 48-50 and I'm wheezing but hey my cbc is good