Michael

I was born in a storm…

[Michael @riprap1]

@acrazyoldworld @ClarksonsFarm1 I’d like to go in the summer when the outdoor bars are there. Apparently folk were complaining it was £24 for fish and chips which is actually quite reasonable for decent pub food

[Michael @riprap1]

The first episode of this new season Clarksons Farm doesn’t disappoint @ClarksonsFarm1

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@Cocobay_Rum 🤣you little tease 😉

[Michael @riprap1]

At summers end, in the failing light, will you think of me? Under the smokey November sky that you so loved, will you think of me? Come the springtime when you sit under newly dressed branches and the sleepy bees return to their work, will you think of me? During the endless twilight of a summer evening when fireflies dance and you’re drunk on the starlight, will you think of me?

[Michael @riprap1]

@acrazyoldworld @ClarksonsFarm1 I prefer a small menu. A nice small menu is good even if it’s a touch pretentious I don’t mind

[Michael @riprap1]

@Leejay1963 I put the heater on in my van first thing this morning, there was a proper nice nip in the air

[Michael @riprap1]

@FamersDog Enjoyable. Every season gets better. Proper reality television

[Michael @riprap1]

@falbo1 @ClarksonsFarm1 I wouldn’t dream of it, not my style mate 🙏🏼

[Michael @riprap1]

@acrazyoldworld @ClarksonsFarm1 What was the food like? I imagine top notch

[Michael @riprap1]

@Truthseeker3368 @ClarksonsFarm1 Enjoy both!!!

[Michael @riprap1]

@acrazyoldworld @ClarksonsFarm1 We’ve been to the farm shop, 4 hour wait to get in, we didn’t bother. I buy stuff online from the Diddly Squat shop, always top notch stuff 🐷🐗🐖🐽

[Michael @riprap1]

@Truthseeker3368 @ClarksonsFarm1 Episode 1.. done …. Episode 2.. maybe this evening.. it’s an excellent watch

[Michael @riprap1]

@pubal1 The whole album is gold, I love Bedshaped ❤️😘😘😘😘

[Michael @riprap1]

Sorry neighbours but needs must

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@acrazyoldworld I agree… There’s no need for a real knife

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Sikhs are allowed to carry a knife to ‘defend the oppressed and uphold righteousness’ otherwise known as religious reasons… there is no room in our society for archaic religions

[Michael @riprap1]

@rawedgespassion Nothing worse than a nutty bush

[Michael @riprap1]

@Rachael67863728 @rawedgespassion @ColinSpenc4257 I absolutely can’t even say Rhubarb without feeling nauseous. Right.. moving swiftly on ……

[Michael @riprap1]

@rawedgespassion @ColinSpenc4257 Love nut dust you’ll love this!!

[Michael @riprap1]

@rawedgespassion @ColinSpenc4257 How about the dust at the bottom of a packet of dry roasted peanuts? Mmmmm😜