mary kate

wanna-be marine biologist who’s scared of fish

[mary kate @riptidekids]

You don’t know rejection until you’re dude zoned and bud zoned over one text message

[mary kate @riptidekids]

My biggest fear is that deep down I’m only trying to be a wildlife biologist bc I want to be like the dad on Nim’s Island

[mary kate @riptidekids]

Fine I’ll say it. I’m scared of green eyes

[mary kate @riptidekids]

15 year olds: young, fresh, children,, whom we must guide,,,
the phrase "15 years ago": 30000 years have passed
2004: a few years ago

[mary kate @riptidekids]

Y’all ever get scared that your future kids might end up hooligans

[mary kate @riptidekids]

Old Town Road remix where the only singers are Billy Ray and Miley

[mary kate @riptidekids]

Who you had a crush on in the Harry Potter series says more about you than the house you’re in

[mary kate @riptidekids]

@jofilos It’s basically a bunch of beautiful cheese that they fry and you eat on bread and in the US they LIGHT IT ON FIRE IN FRONT OF YOU IF YOURE AT A RESTAURANT AND ITS AMAZING

[mary kate @riptidekids]

Put any weapon or tool of destruction and death in saganaki and you still can’t name a better dish 🤷‍♀️ that’s the Greek food tea sis

[mary kate @riptidekids]

You could literally put razor blades in saganaki and tell me they’re in there and I’d still have no choice but to munch !!!!

[mary kate @riptidekids]

You could literally put razor blades in saganaki and tell me they’re in there and I’d still have no choice but to munch !!!!

[mary kate @riptidekids]

Somebody gonna take me to Universal so I can have some frozen butter beer or????

[mary kate @riptidekids]

@jofilos OoooOoOo

[mary kate @riptidekids]

@jofilos A MOOD

[mary kate @riptidekids]

PLEASE call me out if you see me go down a path of destruction. PLEASE don’t watch me lose my soul because you want to ‘mind your own business’ or ‘not be judgmental.’ Please say something if I ever lose my conviction

[mary kate @riptidekids]

So saddening how hard it is to find Christians my age who don’t casually compromise on fundamental Christians values. EVERYONE falls short of the glory of God but where is the conviction? The conscience? The repentance?? We are so desensitized to sin

[mary kate @riptidekids]

Anyone else grind their teeth to the beat of the music they’re listening to or

[mary kate @riptidekids]

I love them but how do people do those “concerts” or “Paris” saving jars you know? Like what job y’all got paying so much in cash 🤔

[mary kate @riptidekids]

Just saw a post talking about how there’s only 6 months left in the decade and now I’m sitting outside thinking about living on a boat in the middle of the pacific what about y’all