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my friends call me Lili but you can call me Lili

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Life really begins when you get a new fridge and now have a fridge AND freezer in your basement.

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Realizing you’ve listened to The Wiggles the entire drive home after dropping your kid at daycare.. #fruitsalad #yummyyummy

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Has a baby.. immediately starts getting targeted Botox ads

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Better hurry up and watch #BlackMirror before I subsequently end up watching it in 3 min increments on #TikTok

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@merrittbam I shaved my couch last week with a travel sized fabric shaver. Took me 2 hours.

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@brando_writes Why do I feel like I went to high school with all of these people?

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Just had a horrifying thought… what if my daughter isn’t funny…….?

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#GuardiansOfTheGalaxy3 should come with a warning “will have you sobbing in the first 2 minutes and about 10 more times over the next 2 hours and 30 mins”

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@merrittbam Holy shit, if I wasn’t stressed enough

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Had a soul crushing experience today, a complete stranger asked me if I’m having twins and was then shocked when I said… “no?”

[Merritt Bamrick @merrittbam]

The leading cause of death for kids in the United States is fucking PREVENTABLE

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Whoever pitched the idea of the ‘chick who saves her shrimp tails’ for that State Farm commercial needs to be put in jail. That shit is vile.

[Josiah Johnson @KingJosiah54]

Everybody tryna see if Rihanna pregnant again

[Blake Anderson @UncleBlazer]

We’re rooting for Rihanna today

[riri @riri_ruff]

What’s your guilty pleasure movie genre? Mines Action Spy Thriller

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Okay, hear me out, pregnant women should sit in first class for free.

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@Chris_Grosse IYKYK

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I’m sorry… a stroller costs HOW MUCH?

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@merrittbam Wait I’ve been seriously considering this.

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Once again, I don’t not understand why people are so obsessed with Taylor Swift. Home girl has been using that love spell from Harry Potter on this country for years. Romilda Vane would be proud.