Rishab

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@theallinpod @friedberg This one was brilliant! 👏

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@SavageSports_ That was an abomination!

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@SavageSports_ 💯

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@dunkindonuts 😂

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PATRIOTS ARE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL!!! 🔥🔥🔥

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

SUPER BOWL BOUND!!!!!!!!

[The Indiana Shop @theindianashop]

The Perfect University. 👏 #iufb #iubb #NeverDaunted

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Indiana we’re all for you!!! ⚪️🔴

[ESPN @espn]

Hoosier College Football National Champion?

For the first time ever, IT'S INDIANA! 🏆

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@espn 🔥🔥🔥

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@Patriots @miltonw_12 Dub 🔥

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@Patriots LFG 🔥

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@SavageSports_ 🔥🔥🔥

[IU Bloomington @IUBloomington]

Largest living alumni network, and it shows.

[NFL @NFL]

The @Patriots are your 2025 AFC East champs 👏

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@altcap 🔥🔥🔥

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@alexinexxx 😂

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@jimcramer ffs stahp it! 🤦‍♂️

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@stoolpresidente LFG! 🔥

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

Incredible work, everyone.

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

“Let me get this straight, you can buy a burrito on an interest-free instalment plan?”

“That’s right, and we’re not even based in the Chipotle store.”

“So, you finance this by packaging the burrito instalment loans into Burrito CDO A, which has part of Burrito CDO B and both get put into Burrito CDO C?”

“Yeah. The original loans are backed by burritos. Chicke. Pork. Carne Asada. Whatever. But Burrito CDO C is a synthetic Burrito CDO. A CDO of Burrito CDOs.”

“Ok, let’s say we have an underlying pool of $10,000 in burritos. How much money could be out there betting on instalment loans and your synthetic burrito CDOs?”

“Probably $100,000,000.”

“C’mon! How much bigger is the market for burrito instalment loans than actual edible real-life cheesy burritos?”

“At least 100x.”

“That is fucking crazy.”

“No, it’s awesome.”

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