Rishab Kankaria

Waise bhi ise kaun padhne wala hai?
Who reads this anyway?
Emainappatiki yevaru dheenini chaduvutharu?
Yaaru ithai eppattiyum patipparkal?

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Hag ke gu- Na .. Hag ke gu- Na Na .. Haj se- Na .. Hadd se guzar jana hai 🤣🤣🤣 Aise hi content ke liye zinda reh gaye bc

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@Aditya_Vx1 @prannoyk

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@prannoyk Tumhe password dikhta hai. Password tumhe pehechanta hai. Lekin ek dusre ko ignore kar dete hai. Yaadasht ka meetha dard 💔

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Almost had a heart attack!

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We get the same stale response - "Sorry for the inconvenience. Someone will contact you at the earliest." Never in the 30 years with Eureka Forbes as our trusted RO Water purifier company, could we have thought that we might face such a problem. Request you to look into this.

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Hi @EurekaForbes,

We've been trying to get hold of a technician, post AMC renewal, for our RO servicing. Even after multiple attempts to raise a complaint or book a technician for the last 40 days through the helpline, no one has contacted us till date.

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@prannoyk @Aditya_Vx1 ProfessionalTools

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@er_srijit I'm reminded of a George Carlin bit where he says people have gone soft! Instead of "shell shock" they've started using "PTSD".

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@prannoyk @Aditya_Vx1 @er_srijit Hum toh har platform par memes ke liye tainaat hai

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@prannoyk @er_srijit

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@er_srijit

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@er_srijit @prannoyk @Aditya_Vx1 Mortal Kombat announcer: Finish Them!
Boxing Ring: The referee too?!?!
Mortal Kombat announcer: Um. Yeah, I guess.
Boxing Ring: 🤷🏽‍♂️ Aight.

[Rishab Kankaria @rishavoc]

@Aditya_Vx1 Lol. Yeah. And sometimes deliberately 🤣

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@Aditya_Vx1 @prannoyk @er_srijit

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@er_srijit @prannoyk @Aditya_Vx1 Snoop too dope for this.

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@prannoyk Satyavachan

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@prannoyk 🤣

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@ShraddhaKapoor @luv_ranjan @modyrahulmody @gargankur @LuvFilms @TSeries Traas Jo Mujhe Mila
Tu JLo Mai Madonna
Tu Jester Mai Minister
Thodi Jo Martini Mili
Tode Jo Mera Muh
Tode Jo Mera Mann
Tode Jo Mera Matka
Tera Joke Maine Maara
Tera Jaam Mera Maikhana
Tera Jupiter Mera Mars
Tu Jiye Mai Maru
Teri Jaan Meri Mutthi
Tujhe Jugaad Mujhse Mila

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@ShraddhaKapoor @luv_ranjan @modyrahulmody @gargankur @LuvFilms @TSeries Aur hai

Tu Jattni Mai Marwari
Tu Joker Mai Melania
Tera Joota Mera Muh
Tu Jet Mai Metro
Teri Jeet Meri Maut
Thanda Jalebi Mila Mujhe
Tu Jo Mast Mehke
Tehra Jokes Maine Maare
Tehran Ja Mai Mara
Taare Jo Maine Mangvaye
Teri Jalpari My Mermaid
Takla Jo Mujhe Mila
Tu Jahan Muh Marta