Rishika Agrawal

Believe in making dreams come true.

[Rishika Agrawal @rishikaag]

Friend: Why do you relate to memes so much.
Me: because it has 2 MEs in it.

[Akshat Agrawal @akshat_agra]

Been sober for so long ki prof Divisor bolta hai aur mujhe Budweiser sunai deta hai.

[Rishika Agrawal @rishikaag]

@rajkumarjohnson Only because I wasn't born then. :')

[Rishika Agrawal @rishikaag]

Why's Arsenal the most fucked up team?

Because it has both, Arse and Anal in it's name.

[Rishika Agrawal @rishikaag]

@gabbbru @SardarManpreet5 Koi baat nai

[Rishika Agrawal @rishikaag]

@d0pinder @wes_kuruni Was wasting time on other things

[Rishika Agrawal @rishikaag]

@InsideDetective My word play is my word play, none of your word play 😂

[Rishika Agrawal @rishikaag]

@sighNight Haha! Okayy 😂

[Rishika Agrawal @rishikaag]

@sighNight Yes.

[Rishika Agrawal @rishikaag]

@sighNight I deleted the first one.

[Rishika Agrawal @rishikaag]

@PahadiBudbak Hmm...Acha...theek hai...

[Rishika Agrawal @rishikaag]

@sighNight Yes. I know.

[Kishan Singh @kishan00747]

Hello Girls,

Bhaav kha lo.

[The Heisenberg @Deep4nshu_dh1ng]

Mom - beta tu itni raat bhar phone kyun chalata h

Me - voh mummy raat ko saare dost online hote h

Mom - agar Ldhkio se baat kr rha hota toh bhi mai maanti ...
Ldhko se baat krke time barbaad kr rha h apna

( ab 10 bje hi so jaata hun 😪)

[Harshit Sharma @Sharmajikaputtr]

That awkward moment when you are listening " channa mereya " and then start remembering your Ex and after sometime you realize that you were never in a relatioship

[Rishika Agrawal @rishikaag]

@Yogeshsingh_69 This is litttt! 🔥😂

[Harshit Sharma @Sharmajikaputtr]

*Maths class*

Sir: Iss question mein property lagegi , ok?

Friend to me: bhai sir se puch, property kitne acres ki lgani h?

Me:

[Kishan Singh @kishan00747]

When someone breaks a snapstreak:

[🇮🇳 رومانا @RomanaRaza]

Sasu Ma: Kitna muh chalta hai tumhara.. Yahi sikhaya h tumhari Maa ne?

Me: Maa kaha ye sab sikhati, Mujhe meri Bestie ne sikhaya hai..