Rishi ranjan

हारा हुआ विजेता । Sarcasm ko अन्यथा न लें।

[Rishi ranjan @rishiranu]

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Norway: 'We have zero corruption!'
Also Norway: Former PM + Nobel Chair caught deep in Epstein files, now facing 10 years.
'But we have the highest happiness index!'
Sure, buddy. Must be the fjords. 😂 #NorwayVisit #JaglandEpstein

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Thorbjørn Jagland: 'My Epstein friendship was purely professional.'
Translation: Free flights, gifts & 'extraordinary girls' recommendations while chairing the Nobel Committee.
Norway's corruption score just got a participation trophy.
Congrats.. #JaglandEpstein #NorwayVisit

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Norway, the world's cleanest country, just charged its former PM with aggravated corruption for being besties with Epstein.
Just some light networking and island vacations.
Even the Nobel Peace guy couldn't resist the vibes.
Peak Nordic integrity 🇳🇴 #JaglandEpstein #NorwayVisit

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Once, frying samosas and pakoras was celebrated as a legitimate source of employment.
Now, it appears, eating fewer of them is being presented as an act of patriotism.
#Diesel #modimagic #modimasterstroke #petrol #oil #modifails #पेट्रोल #electionresult2026

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Riyan parag is the biggest fraud in IPL history #RRvsSRH

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Studied abroad, got multiple degrees, came back, and still couldn't stop his own community from worshiping him with giant statues instead of actually building schools or industries. Great priorities. #AmbedkarJayanti #BheemlaNayak

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वैभव सूर्यवंशी 15 साल के हुए:सीनियर टीम के लिए हुए एलिजिबल, ICC नियमों के तहत इंटरनेशनल डेब्यू के लिए तैयार #vaibhavsuryavanshi #cricket #IPL2026 #bcci #ICC

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By what time it will get rectified? #youtubedown

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How the f*** I am supposed to have my dinner without tarak mehta ka olta chasma.. 😡 #TMKOC #youtubedown

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I can't even sleep #youtubedown

[Rishi ranjan @rishiranu]

@ajeetbharti ॐ शांति
भगवान आपको और आपके परिवार को इस दुःखद घड़ी में संबल दे🙏

[Rishi ranjan @rishiranu]

राहुल गांधी के प्रधानमंत्री बनने की महत्वाकांक्षा तेजस्वी यादव को मुख्यमंत्री नहीं बनने देगी। महागठबंधन भंग करो। #BiharElection2025

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प्रियंका भारती और कंचना यादव के कारण कम से कम 10-15 सीटों का नुकसान हुआ है राजद को।#BiharElection2025

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#BiharElection2025

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Which news channel should one follow to obtain precise and authoritative information regarding the Bihar elections? #BiharElection2025 #BiharElectionResult

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@ECISVEEP All the best! 😃 #BiharElection2025

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15 नवंबर से बिहार में शराब पी सकते हैं या नहीं? #BiharElection2025 #biharelectionresult #Bihar #BiharElections #BJP #RJD

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The only thing rising faster than Delhi’s AQI is our collective denial. #SmoggedReality #DelhiAQI #pollution #Delhi #Gaschamber

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#INDWvsSAW At the stroke of midnight, India women lift the world cup 2025!

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@ajeetbharti भीरू नगरपाल।