Rishabh

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[Rishabh @rishjdv]

Blue is the colour, football is the game
We're all together and winning is our aim
So cheer us on through the sun and rain
Cos Chelsea, Chelsea is our name.

[Janty @CFC_Janty]

Happy birthday to the best and biggest club in World Football. Chelsea FC 💙

[Rishabh @rishjdv]

@andhernagri_ You can take a person outside Asia but you cannot take the person’s liking for Asians out.

[Mumbai Heritage @mumbaiheritage]

Good evening from Mumbai.
For a moment, this almost feels like Italy.
But those terracotta rooftops, the harbour and the Taj remind you… this is Mumbai.

[Rishabh @rishjdv]

@Suhelseth You can get it at Maratha Samrat in Pune

[Rishabh @rishjdv]

@fracturebaandya the kind of person who’ll think that kombdiwade are chicken fritters

[Rishabh @rishjdv]

Happened to be in Munnar the last time they were in bloom. It’s pretty good.

[Go Kerala @Gokerala_]

Munnar, Kerala: After a wait of nearly 12 years, the rare Neelakurinji flowers have bloomed in large numbers across the Korandakadu hills near Mattupetty in Munnar.

[Rishabh @rishjdv]

One of the best videos out there capturing the visarjan procession of Lalbaugcha Raja from 2016. Ethereal.
https://t.co/tdnXH8guO1

[Rishabh @rishjdv]

Reliance already commands structural monopolies and capital-intensive moats in core industries and is still engaging in low-margin price wars in the hyper-competitive FMCG sector against entrenched multinationals, interesting.

[Bharat Tech & Infra @BharatTechIND]

🚨 Ambani’s Reliance Launches Bombay Creamery Ice Cream Brand, Prices Start at ₹10 Nationwide Rollout Planned.

[Rishabh @rishjdv]

Hazard is that you

[The Footy Feed @TheFootyFeed]

Outrageous from Palmer, why was he not in the World Cup squad...

[Rishabh @rishjdv]

@calm_sutra @avataram The latter is also the reason why public transport in Pune was a mess for the longest time.

[Rishabh @rishjdv]

@andhernagri_ Hypocrites and uniformed folks all around

[Rishabh @rishjdv]

@jambhuls Are you still talking about the website

[Rishabh @rishjdv]

Lets fucking go

[Reliance Industries Limited @RIL_Updates]

Media Release - Reliance Industries and Rolls-Royce announce strategic intent to partner and develop India's indigenous combat engine for the Advanced Medium Combat Aircraft (AMCA) programme

London / Mumbai, 14thAugust 2026: Reliance Industries Limited (Reliance) and Rolls-Royce (LSE: RR., ADR: RYCEY) today announced their strategic intent to partner and offer capabilities for the design, development, manufacturing and delivery of a sovereign indigenous combat engine for India’s Advanced Medium Combat Aircraft (AMCA) programme.

As part of the partnership, Reliance and Rolls-Royce will explore the formation of a dedicated Aerospace Gas Turbine Complex that will be a centre of excellence for power and propulsion technology in India.

The partnership will offer a compelling proposition for joint development of the AMCA engine in India, bringing together world-leading technology and industrial execution capabilities. This marks a step towards realising the vision set out by the Hon’ble Prime Minister of India, Shri Narendra Modi, for India’s defence ecosystem to deliver an indigenous engine to power the country’s fighter jet programme.

Statement from Sh Anant Ambani, Executive Director, Reliance Industries Limited: "India’s strategic autonomy requires sovereign capability in critical technologies. Our intent with Rolls-Royce is to combine their world-leading expertise in advanced propulsion with Reliance’s technology, manufacturing, scale and execution capabilities to build an indigenous aero-engine ecosystem in India. Together, we aim to build an enduring national capability that can make India self-reliant and, over time, globally competitive in advanced propulsion technologies. This is our contribution to the Hon’ble Prime Minister Shri Narendra Modi’s vision of an Atmanirbhar Viksit Bharat."

Statement from Tufan Erginbilgiç, CEO, Rolls-Royce plc: "I welcome the opportunity to join forces with Reliance Industries, bringing together our century-long heritage in advanced engineering and proven engine expertise with their homegrown leadership in Indian industry. Together, with our existing partnerships and capabilities in India, this marks a major milestone towards building a robust, self-reliant aerospace ecosystem in the country."

By combining Rolls-Royce’s global leadership in engines with the established industrial strengths of Reliance, the Aero Gas Turbine Complex will build sovereign, end-to-end Indian capability across design, development, manufacturing, testing, production and through-life support. This will also unlock opportunities to explore wider collaborations across defence, civil aerospace, and new power and propulsion systems.

The alliance will support India’s ‘Atmanirbhar Bharat’ vision for technology indigenisation and help position the country as a global leader in advanced propulsion capabilities.

About Reliance Industries Limited:
Reliance Industries Limited (RIL) is India’s largest private sector company, with a consolidated revenue of INR 11,75,919 crore (US$ 124.0 billion), cash profit of INR 1,71,258 crore (US$ 18.1 billion) and net profit of INR 95,754 crore (US$ 10.1 billion) for the year ended March 31, 2026. Reliance’s activities span hydrocarbon exploration and production, petroleum refining and marketing, petrochemicals, advanced materials and composites, renewables (solar and hydrogen), retail, digital services and media and entertainment.

Currently ranked 85th, Reliance is the largest private sector company from India to be featured in Fortune’s Global 500 list of 'World’s Largest Companies' for 2026. The company stands 55th in the Forbes Global 2000 rankings of 'World’s Largest Public Companies' for 2026, the highest among Indian companies. Reliance has been recognized in Time's list of the 100 Most Influential Companies of 2024, marking the only Indian company to have achieved this honor twice. Website: https://t.co/B8UecqbgR7

About Rolls-Royce Holdings plc
Rolls-Royce is a force for progress; powering, protecting and connecting people everywhere. Our products and service packages help our customers meet the growing need for power across multiple industries; enable governments to equip their armed forces with the power required to protect their citizens; and connect people, societies, cultures and economies together.

Rolls-Royce has a local presence in 47 countries and customers in over a hundred more, including airlines and aircraft leasing companies, armed forces and navies, and marine and industrial customers.

Through our multi-year transformation programme, we are building a high-performing, competitive, resilient and growing Rolls-Royce. We are building the financial capacity and agility to allow us to successfully develop and deliver the products that will support our customers through the energy transition. Annual underlying revenue was £20.1 billion in 2025, and underlying operating profit was £3.46 billion. Rolls-Royce Holdings plc is a publicly traded company (LSE: RR., ADR: RYCEY, LEI: 213800EC7997ZBLZJH69).

[Rishabh @rishjdv]

Had called this 6 months ago when he was at the xlri convocation in February.

[Financial Express @FinancialXpress]

Narendran leads race for top job https://t.co/1lcT38LYs1

[Rishabh @rishjdv]

Good run N Chandrasekaran, his best marathon by far.

Securing a unanimous vote was unlikely because of the underlying reasons of profitability, cash burning entities and the potential listing.

[Economic Times @EconomicTimes]

ET Exclusive: N Chandrasekaran may step down as Tata Sons chairman ahead of August 18 AGM

https://t.co/W0CSVImXek

[Rishabh @rishjdv]

I miss the old Kanye, straight from the 'Go Kanye
Chop up the soul Kanye, set on his goals Kanye

I hate the new Kanye, the bad mood Kanye
The always rude Kanye, spaz in the news Kanye

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

“Let me get this straight, you’re lending billions with cheese as collateral?”

“Not cheese. Parmesan. Parmigiano-Reggiano to be precise.“

“So, you finance this by packaging the Parmesan loans into Parmesan CDO A, which has part of Parmesan CDO B and both get put into Parmesan CDO C?”

“Yeah. The original loans are backed by wheels of Parmesan. Minimum age of 12 months. Some are 24 months. 36 months. 48 month. Hell, up to 120 months. Delicious. Millions of wheels. But Parmesan CDO C is a synthetic Parmesan CDO. A CDO of Parmesan CDOs. Parmesan Squared if you will.”

“What if it gets too hot in the summer and the wheels of Parmesan melt?”

“We’ll sell Parmesan credit default swaps.”

“C’mon! How much bigger is the market for Parmesan-backed sythentic loan and CDS products than actual edible real-life Parmesan that I can grate on top of my homemade spaghetti bolognese tonight?”

“At least 10,000x.”

“Ok, let’s say we have an underlying pool of $10 million in Parmesan wheels. How much money could be out there betting on your synthetic Parmesan financial products?”

“Probably $100 billion.”

“That is fucking crazy.”

“No, it’s awesome.”

[Rishabh @rishjdv]

Even now, when the plot
calls for me to turn to stone,
the sun intervenes. Some mornings in summer I step outside
and the sky opens
and pours itself into me
as if I were a saint
about to die. But the plot
calls for me to live,
be ordinary, say nothing to anyone.