Rishav Biswas

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Over 300,000 people die of drowning each year. In order to protect society, it is now illegal to consume or possess water.

Your government is also considering banning solid food, as it presents a needless choking hazard.
You are not an adult.
You are a baby.
Eat the baby food.

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@SenguptaRomit @ManUtd Aired re

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@roy7720 @imkevin149 Ok dada

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@ayanaldo_7 @Mitra_Akash10 @putellasstan @Tirth4nkar @NeeL__7 Dhurr romit ki korche!

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@SenguptaRomit @paulpogba Chere dilam. Kichu bollam na

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@SenguptaRomit @paulpogba True

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@MUFCRick @ihyjuju Yaar bhai 😭

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🥶

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A vintage hotel, an unsolved murder, and the rise of a little detective - a thread:
The Savoy Hotel in Mussoorie is an iconic colonial era structure. Presently operated by the ITC Group, the Savoy was opened in the summer of 1902 (1/n)

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😁

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Humour finds a way even in the most difficult of times. It survived under the nose of Nazi police, across prisons, ghettoes and concentration camps. A short thread on ‘Whisper Jokes’ that once challenged the Third Order. (1/10)
(Illustration by Lucas Varela)

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I pledge my allegiance to #TeamGalGadot 👑. Ready to battle it out for the rarest artefact! #RedNoticeTreasureHunt

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Us

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125th birth anniversary of the "Bird Man" of India - the incomparable Sálim Moizuddin Abdul Ali. More than a hundred years ago, when the term "ornithology" meant little to his countrymen, #SalimAli made it into a career and way of life (1/8)

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And for my next joke …😳🤡

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Weekly thread of captaincy©️ options and differentials to keep an eye on💎

♦️ Gameweek 7 ♦️

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Informative thread ahead of gw 6!

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Weekly thread of captaincy options ©️ and differentials to keep an eye on💎

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[Ammu @antifascisttt]

Velpula Sunkanna refused to take his degree from the VC Appa Rao who killed Rohit Vemula.

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@FplPlay 🐐

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You've got to have the 🐐

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Time to transfer in Ronaldoooooo🐐

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@OfficialFPL Top notch

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