BREAKING: President Trump orders Secretary of War Pete Hegseth to deploy troops to Portland, Oregon, granting authorization to use “full force” if needed.
After reading the letter , respond with "Challenge accepted, just getting started and when I'm done it will be Mr. Asshole to you & tell you wife thanks ,she will know what I mean" #cougsdontletup
Off to a poor start in our new neighborhood caused by self-inflicted stuff, but this note on Mikey’s windshield proves that another neighbor is a much bigger dick than I am.
#GoCougs
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NEW: Trump tells the story about how he gave the Taliban leader a satellite photo of his home.
"Why are you sending me a picture of my house?"
Trump: "You’re gonna have to figure that out."
Rep. Wesley Hunt once told the story during an interview with @sagesteele.
"He said, 'if you harm a hair on a single American, I'm going to k*ll you."
"'Tell him what I said. Tell him what I said.' He reached in his pocket, pulled out a satellite photo of the Taliban's home and handed it to him."
"He got up and walked out of the room."
NEW: MLB players are doing Trump-inspired celebrations after Trump was nearly assas*inated at his Pennsylvania rally last week.
Tampa Bay Rays player Taylor Walls was seen going "Fight, Fight" with his fist in the air.
The St. Louis Cardinals’ dugout was seen holding their ears with their fists in the air after Alec Burleson hit a homerun.
Bummer man! The good news is @TheDailyNailon is readily available for work--Hook up in Toledo, I have 6000 bales of hay I need moved from field to Barn , pay is A Luke warm Busch light and a soggy tuna sammich , that's been bouncing around the tractor cab , DM me for job app.
Some personal news; Lee Enterprises has eliminated the sports editor position at The Daily News in Longview out of "financial considerations."
It was a pleasure to make newspapers for my hometown and tell the stories of so many amazing people. Thank you for reading along.
@DennisBower1 Gosh that was a great run , sure hope they name a field or court after you ! Awesome job Dennis you're one of the good ones , you will be missed!