james

as a rule, bios are bad. and also, i am bad at them.

[james @risleyjm]

howdy folks. today, let’s do only good tweets

[james @risleyjm]

@lizkybusiness tumblr brain is a true pox upon humanity

[james @risleyjm]

@JeremiahDJohns how is this one so close? there’s no way the tweets around the defense contractor could have been worse

[james @risleyjm]

out of context it’s impossible to guess which of the dozens of bits this could be referring to.

[Narky Sawtooth @NarkySawtooth]

@Emily4082 It's just like that "I think you should leave" skit that's the only thing people remember about that show.

[james @risleyjm]

@Gabrus @sepinwall @adampally ok this might be it tho

[james @risleyjm]

@lizkybusiness these kids and their brando impressions…

[james @risleyjm]

the toy on every kid’s list this year: a dvd of the godfather

[james @risleyjm]

@IssueFortyFive @Chinchillazllla you’re stealing jobs from people who mow lawns and people who make lawnmowers and people who drill for gas

[james @risleyjm]

@MattWithCheese @Blue_Turtledog @S_Insley_H a bad guy sounds like the are innately bad — they are bad just like they’re tall or smart. someone making bad choices has agency and can make different choices.

[james @risleyjm]

@con_land @ProfHolloway project hail mary by andy weir is good for this too

[james @risleyjm]

jack left twitter one year ago lol time no longer has meaning to me

[james @risleyjm]

@clhubes @theblastedheath sleep, at home?!?

-my son 2yo, who asks for nap time at school before lunch is done

[james @risleyjm]

@lizkybusiness (it’s because they thought the lady was trans so this was a way to start harassing her)

[james @risleyjm]

@lizkybusiness i’m so happy for you lol

[james @risleyjm]

@mcwm @TimMarcin it’s good

[james @risleyjm]

@syl130289 @MonkeySalad @courtneymilan here it is not as a picture: https://t.co/6XEMQsN7Ta

[james @risleyjm]

@mcwm i wonder if there’s some backend issue with shopify or something. ordered 3 orders from shopify-powered sites and confirmation emails have either not shown up or shown up hours late

[james @risleyjm]

@mcwm @TimMarcin highball. criminally underdeveloped and underused but my personal favorite way to keep track of drinks. can get unwieldy with too many recipes tho. from @studioneat

The Murph, created with Highball. https://t.co/useQoKhTxj

[james @risleyjm]

@TimMarcin @mcwm

[james @risleyjm]

@buisnesskevin @noooaah @libbycwatson pacific crest trail. people hiking it want to carry as little weight as possible