marisa

world traveller | tweeting about a mouse | previously featured in the @nytimes | pronouns: she/her

[marisa @risrae]

A day in the life:

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“You’d block someone over politics?”

Sir, I’ll block someone for recommending a Colleen Hoover book to me.

[Americana at Brand Memes @americanamemes]

People in LA now that we don't have deal with Pratt for 6 more months:

[bobbi loves vampires ❤️ @hiimbobbi]

Disney knows not to let me near this puppet because he’d be in my purse within 5 minutes

[Isabella // star wars fangirl maxxing ✨ @isabellaamidala]

grogu with an axolotl 😭😭😭

[ania✨ @pascalishot]

😭💖

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

How did everyone forget that Spencer Pratt’s entire personality for the last 20 years has been desperately trying to stay famous.

That’s literally his whole fucking thing.

[Jordan Crucchiola @JorCru]

Campaign office near the border. Family living in Santa Barbara. Pratt fake living in a trailer but actually living in the Hotel Bel-Air while he fixes up a reality show to get him back on TV if he becomes mayor. Slinging his own AI slop while he promotes it from others. Gross

[Lushious Massacr @LushiousMassacr]

LOS ANGELES!! WE MUST NOT VOTE FOR SPENCER PRATT FOR MAYOR!! IT’S INSANE I HAVE TO EVEN MAKE THIS POST. HE’S AN IDIOTIC IGNORANT SELF OBSESSED NARCISSIST. CELEBRITIES WHO HAVE NEVER SERVED ANYONE BUT THEMSELVES SHOULDN’T BE RUNNING FOR PUBLIC SERVICE. HOW DO PEOPLE NOT SEE HE WILL IMMEDIATELY TURN TO CORRUPTION. HE WILL ENRICH HIMSELF AND HE WILL NOT CARE FOR THE NEEDS OF THE PEOPLE OF LA! NO SEAN PENDEJOS POR FAVOR!!!

[Arthouse Shawn Levy @firagawalkwthme]

I don’t know how anyone in LA can look at the current situation we’re in by electing an inexperienced reality tv star that is crippling the global economy with his incompetence and think “we should do that but at the local level”

[hayley ⋆˚꩜｡ @casualazira]

season 3 of the pitt starts with john shen swinging one of these around

[mary 🇨🇻🇵🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇨🇦 @theoceanblooms]

it still works on me sorry. I love this fuckass puppet.

[She-Rage, Princess of Pain @ClaireMax]

Hot take: the grocery store isn’t a social situation. You are under no obligation to be “social” while grocery shopping. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[jax @brokeurtooth]

LA b like sorry u had the worst day of ur life ever :( it will take u an hour and forty-five to go 12 miles back home :)

[robin🌱 @corioloser]

aww astrophage

[marisa @risrae]

Not the almost fight walking into the One Piece water show. Omg #fanfest

[la hora de opinar ⋆˙⟡ @Biofilica]

Por eso la importancia de darles juguetes didácticos, esos de formas que meten en un cubo cuando son pequeños.

[Sarah McCrory @sarahhmccrory]

You can get virtually nothing for under $6 in New York City, but you CAN go to a Mets game

[marisa @risrae]

The problem is it’s the hottest man ever in this suit. And it pains me every day knowing this

[Cash 💚🦅 @_cashtattoos_]

I’m sorry you cannot convince me there’s a human being in there.

[C O U R T N E Y @icourtneycries]

oh my god he’s going to kill sidney crosby