Marissa McCrary

associate pastor • nazarene • seminarian • star wars nerd • theology nerd • overall nerd • basically the kid you justifiably made fun of in middle school •

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I feel like the Old Testament is just God finding new ways to tell everyone: “Guys, we’ve been over this...”

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Note to self… make sure a person is alone before making a idiot of yourself on FT.

Rookie mistake. Rookie mistake.

@caitynicspriggs

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@Rwlshmakeup Literally ew

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Whenever I get married, somehow help my husband out by letting him know that 8 times out of 10, ice cream will fix me… or at least shut me up… which may be even more helpful to the situation.

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@stenersonMN Women in ministry problem #345

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Did you grow up with a soda fridge in the garage, or is that a Midwest thing?

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Israel allowing the civilians days to get out before their return attack against Hamas is an honorable act of war that truly blows my mind and earns my respect.

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My grandpa told me this morning, “Marissa! If you preach as good as you look today, we’re in for a great sermon!”

He is a hype man and an angel. I freaking love him 😂

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#NewProfilePic

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When we build systems of external holiness as the marker of our hearts, we inevitably find ourselves trapped in legalism.

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

*drops below 60°*

Midwesterners:

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@thescottbarber “Hit the weights. Christ is Lord.”

New Planet Fitness slogan coming at you 2024

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@Rwlshmakeup 100% me

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I get to preach/teach a comprehensive message on the ins and outs of holiness doctrine in a couple weeks, and my inner Wesley nerd is THRIVING.

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The greatest thing I am learning in my season of ministry and Seminary is the importance of both sport AND truth. It can’t ever be just either/or.

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@HalMarieRobbins I wish. I so wish.

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I just read a post from someone in my SEMINARY class.

They explain that God doesn’t truly know everything because “he had to ask Adam and Eve if they ate the fruit”.

So there’s that.

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@Kimberly_Eades I’m not emotionally prepared for that reality.

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At 19, I could eat Taco Bell at 2:30 in the morning with just some heartburn and going about my day.

At 25, I eat Taco Bell at 2:30 in the AFTERNOON and my whole body makes me suffer for a solid 24 hours.

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@Kimberly_Eades YES 😂😂😂😂

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@RecklassRecluse @starwarstufff