riss 🌋

don’t worry bout it sweetheart

[LEN @jaaayLENo]

Lmao it really is just like this

[Matt Royer @royermattw]

Remember when they got mad about how Michelle Obama planting a vegetable garden would ruin the landscaping.

[Jeff Ihaza @jeffihaza]

bro tweeting like a club promoter i love it

[Nyeleti✨ @Nyeleti0606]

You can always count on me to never talk to you ever again. That’s my area of expertise.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

As President, I would read 10 letters a day sent to me by ordinary Americans. At the Obama Presidential Center, we’ll have some of the letters I read — and responded to — every night. I still get emotional reading them, and it’s one of my favorite exhibits.

[ඞ @lifeinchaos_]

schools were shaken and the cafeteria was never the same after that

[That Rabbit Guy @Son_ImSleep]

This caption is smoking me lmfao

[Zion @zionszzn]

Don’t get in my car expecting to hear new music, ion know them songs 😭

[JD Flynn @jdflynn]

buddy, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

[eliz @eliza___v]

imagine hating on me and I'm in my room doing this:

[Ms.August 🥂 @imtaitianaj]

This year Cinco De Mayo falls on taco tuesday. this is it, people. this is what we've been training for.💃🏽

[Lammie_Art @Lammie_Art01]

Me at Walmart: No one will ever know I bought this dress for $7.

Stranger: I love your dress.

Me: GIRL, IT WAS $7 AT WALMART AND IT HAS POCKETS

[Softboy @softboywin]

we literally used to write a rough draft and final draft essay BY HAND 😭😭😭

[k @ysljennii]

Can’t believe I’ve lived far enough into the future to learn the first slur for robots

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“Thank you for your payment”

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

How life feels when you're left alone between 6am and 10am

[Your OG 🐩 @LRNROSE]

when you the last big momma with no kids standing

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

being an adult is realizing $1000 is little money to have, but a lot to owe.

[Jhay @jhayusb]

omw to get the worm early asf

[The Saurus @TheSaurus831]

Most embarrassing country on earth and it’s not remotely

Charlie Kirk was a racist community college dropout who looked like butthead with Botox. Anyone who looked up to him in any way is a complete fucking loser