Marissa

MPH. I’m the kind of person that eats garnish. still.

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@rebecca_decker I wish you had chosen amici’s. So good

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I feel like I’m almost ready to ask who the hell Matt Healy is ?

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I didn’t even realize that was Robert Downing Jr 🤦🏼‍♀️

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Reason 864 I’m a bad parent: my kid thinks Donkey Kong is a donkey

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So it all comes down to a toin coss

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Can you believe that more days just keep….coming?

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I am “I am cocktails with pedialyte” years old

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I know I’ve failed at parenting because my daughter things SpongeBob is cheese

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@rebecca_decker I know Erica Taylor likes their eye shadow. I listen to anything she says

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Why is no one discussing the covid ptsd of having kids home while working lol

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@xtinekemp Sometimes I feel like I should thank you cards for thank you cards

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All I’m saying is Cameron Diaz assaulted her bf in the beginning of The Holiday

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@akepps Phenomenal

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Why didn’t Nate go to Dr. Sharon?

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@elizmegs I have a big box of infant diapers, please let me know where to drop them off!

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@knhansenmd @Jubilee4Jesus Actually I had this diagnosis when in hospital for gallstones and literally nothing was even mentioned about it.