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Everyday ristretto shot keeps me alert and level minding to differentiate bull shit from factual information.

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@Mappy6984 Why was she so specific on the “English” pamphlet 😂

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That lead melted like ice in the 95° weather today.. #knicks #cavaliers

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#ChicagoBears coming in clutch. 🤯

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Bullshit for flags buffalo #patriots #Bills #NFL

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@Mericamemed I don’t know why this reminded me of Scotty Kilmer 😂

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I know the #Cavaliers are like can halftime come already. #Pacers

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We need a special episode of Miami Vice for this one @NBAonTNT

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@HeatAccess All the money in the world and you can’t do a fresh photo shoot for your camp, you reuse a media picture and wipe your team name off kind of sus

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@theapplehub This exact persons response is “I never buy the latest devices I wait for the all the bugs to be resolved” 😂

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@crazyclipsonly Imagine if it was “Karen didn’t like guy locking his bike up in front of her store”. you just never know

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@Travis_in_Flint I don’t know how this ended up on my time line but just thinking logically. If he ends up jail doesn’t that mean the feds know where he is so they can personally escort him to the hearing? This is how it always works for anyone going to to jail who needs to testify, put him in PC

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@ButtCrackSports “The Middle School”

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@TheHoopCentral Millionaire to Billionaire

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#Nas releasing an Album on G-Unit would be crazy. #50cent would produce tf out of that Album! https://t.co/vz0LLVLEXt

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@NBAonTNT Shaw and Chuck got White hiding his hair line lol

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That man Steph Curry…😤

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You know an NBA game is over when the commentators start talking about other teams and players during a live game 😂
#NBA #ESPN #LakersGrizzlies #LakeShow #grizzlies

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@NBAonTNT Shaq in the bathroom

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@crazyclipsonly What do you tell your job when your late 😂

[Stephen A Smith @stephenasmith]

When Caitlin Clark did it...people were celebrating it and talking about nothing but her greatness.

BUT the SECOND a sister stepped up and thew it back in her face, everyone is mad. Come on!