Richard Sustaita

Restaurant guy, wine guy, beer guy, jedi master guy.

[Captain Obvious™️ @TheFungi669]

With a stroke of the pen President Trump can end the war in Iran.

Actually, forget the pen.

[Richard Sustaita @risustaita]

@ScottJenningsKY @ScottJenningsKY sarcasm, you moron.

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

In 1994, Johnny Carson surprised David Letterman's audience two years after his retirement to present the Top 10 List 🙌 The moment would also mark Carson's last appearance ever on television

[Ruben Gallego @RubenGallego]

Trump ran on exposing the pedophiles and stopping wars. Trump is now protecting the pedophiles and starting wars. #maga

[naiive @naiivememe]

Day 59 of 2026

[Richard Sustaita @risustaita]

@bustyambz Filter.

[Richard Sustaita @risustaita]

@Eatpraydongg Hey!

[Richard Sustaita @risustaita]

@Eatpraydongg Come to Texas.

[Stella Parton @StellaParton]

Yes, yes, yes!!!

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Trump’s polls are in the toilet, he was a laughingstock at Davos, forced to surrender on Greenland, nobody wanted to join his Bored of Peace club, late-night comics are picking on him, Gavin is stalking him, Melania sleeps in a separate house, & nobody will give him real prizes.

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

Question. If Joe Biden called Greenland, “Iceland” four times…. What would the right be saying?

[Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @ReichlinMelnick]

🚨HOLY CRAP. An ICE whistleblower just revealed a secret memo authorizing ICE officers to break into homes without a judicial warrant, which DHS's own legal training materials say is unconstitutional!

ICE then hid the memo from the public, passing it along by word of mouth.

[Richard Sustaita @risustaita]

@beautifuldelig1 Y’all need some help with some decor? Maybe some artwork or at least curtains?

[💕 Brittany Belle 💕 @BrittanyinTexas]

Trophies will be accepted tomorrow at the White House from 9–5.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Trans women shouldn't compete in women's sports, but it's fine for Trump to take a medal from a woman that he didn't earn.

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Pictured: Someone who actually won a Nobel Peace Prize

[Nicole Minét @mouvement33]

Wouldn't it suck if Trump saw this all over twitter?

[Rogue POTUS Staff @RoguePOTUSStaff]

It turns out the biggest set of testicles in DC is on the 74 year old math geek.

[Omne Europa @neolatyno]

Good morning to Melania Trump’s homeland of Slovenia and to this amazing magazine cover showing her husband with Hitler moustache made of crude oil. 🇸🇮🇪🇺

Slovenes cooked severely here.